I used to blog.
I have a wonderful narrative voice, and dive between high falutin' arty fartiness and sweary bizzle.

Much like I do on here.

Yo squizzle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I also have a 'I have a wonderful narrative voice' I was the 'you are next in queue' for a number of call centers.

However, I fear this was more down to the fact that I sound like a West Country 'Phil Mitchell' than I do a warm and welcoming introduction to an organisation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

There was a 'Come dine with me' from Brizzle today.
Only one contestant served cider though.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

What a bunch of benders.
I'm Sooooooo taking you and QC on the cider boat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Magic!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I've sent you photos of the injuries I've suffered on the cider boat.
If not, I've complained about heart pain!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I really cannot handle my cider.
just sayin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Like I care!
:-)

*Books 4 halves of Old Bristolian*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)

You can have Ribena then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)

We don't do 'cider and black'
Them's fightin' words!

Don't worry, I'll order some 'spastic's medium' in - he'll be fine. Although don't be expecting him to perform.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)

snakebite and black
nom
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Or an 'afterbirth' as we know it...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)

because in bristol
it's what you get fed just after you're born
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Yes Captain.
We also eat the first hoover-bag of a dyson-shy Taff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

dysons don't have hoover bags
/has learnt something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Captain.
Tonight. You'll be going to bed, knowing you've got a piggie called JEFF under your control.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

the phrase under control
shows how you have misunderstood guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)

He is STILL CALLED JEFF though!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)

lucky babies
Is there a proper name for snakebite with a shot of vodka in it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)

abomination

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Going by the hangover this is fair.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

The correct name is 'breakfast'
However we miss the lager element!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

My life is simply too mundane to blog.
Not that such things put off others.
(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Good man.
keep it up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)

This reads as sarcastic/nasty, it was not meant that way.
/monty
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)