I think you'll prefer this news story
www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:27, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That is MAGIC.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I dont even need to read the story and I'm lolling!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

There are other reports that he was half eaten by badgers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

He does fucking look like Ramsey mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The badgers were later heard complaining about small portions "fucking nouvelle cuisine" being a direct quote.

(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

+1,000,000

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

BLIMEY IT@S CAVEDUCK!!!
I forget are you a wanker?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yes.
I'm unsure of my exact wanker rating, but Psychochomp will have it on a database somewhere, directly imported from a spreadsheet that is based on several weighted factors. He's the Duckworth Lewis of internet wankery.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's not sett in stone though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Possibly.
It's not a black and white issue.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You'd be sett for life after that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You're like AA but slower.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

*kills self*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

People have flounced for less

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1354245
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I don't want to read the story, it can't live up to what is in my head.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Whoever makes this shit up has a wonderful mind.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he died, and his body was found by people gassing badgers
the rest is lies.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Even the soda stream?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The telling detail is what makes it

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I am dubious about there 'Stories Start Here' claim
given that it's from The Sunday Sport which hasn't existed for about 5 months now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's back in circulation again.
The Daily Sport is no more though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Headline of the year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)