You big fucking racist

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck off Chinky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Try going to an Indian restaurant, and ordering "the hottest one you've got Abdul", this is Guaranteed for maximum chili peppers and jizz.
Even more so if you're pissed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Oi, Gunga-fucking-din.
50 popadums, live-O.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

" 'scuse me Sahib
anywhere I can park me elephant?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

There's a takeaway in Leyland that does absolutely vicious curries, and regularly delivers to the BAE plant there
As a dare, one lad ate a Phaal-type dish with extra chillies. He said eating it wasn't too bad, it was his stomach and arse later on that were the bad bits.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I had a Tindaloo in Coventry once. It was so hot
I spewed while I was eating it.

True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

You still ate it though?
Where in Coventry?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)