IT'S BERT!
news.peacefmonline.com/news/201109/66696.php
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:01, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Scottish, nuff said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

The lad's face will never stop being funny to me
They look like products of incest already!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

For some reason they way the put 'again' in capitals amuses me greatly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You've shagged worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

His dad shagged worse. At least once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Unfortunately this is historically accurate.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I suspect this is true for most of us.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

and they weren't always female eh Scarpe

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oh, I thought we were talking about the brother.
The sister is way out of my league.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

She's not blind for a start

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Are you feeling lonely again my dear friend?
It's OK, I'll always be here for you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm never alone when I've got the internet as a pal.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's the spirit!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Always with the booze scarpe, always with the booze...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

bloody hell, Barry.
You've been chucking it up your sister AGAIN? How many times have we told you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

The comments section is hilarious

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

This person is able to drive the internet apparently
"yous are a pair off black basterds man thats fucking howling yous need a good kicking fs and ur bro is a durty fucking perv man @ a see her the other day in lanark houseing she wis siting with not a care in the world man u should be fuckin shot u mankey fucking boot man u should be ashemed off ur self man :@"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

on the second page
there is one that goes "hand on heart, who hasn't done this?"

Which is both brilliant and petrifying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not sure the one that says "I've done worse after a few pints"
meant that to sound the way it did either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Paul Robinson
I assume this is the England International goalkeeper, because that makes it even funnier.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Or the "no nonsense" Bolton left back?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Or the character from Neighbours
He was around when his granny Helen had a stroke, so he's got form.*

*It was the eighties and there were only four channels to choose from m'lud
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Ex West Brom too
I wouldn't put it past him, the moonfaced badgekisser.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

and mildy terrifying...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

The photo of the bloke is fucking incredible

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

It's fucking brilliant.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Sign him up for a remake of Hunchback of Notre Dame at once

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Or The Elephant Man
We'll probably see him hired by Iain Dowie, just so he's no longer the ugliest man in the room.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Why is he the only one on the register?
Surely she should be too?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Bit odd, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

yeah, that is curious.
unless she's got learning difficulties or something and the article didn't say?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Surely an article like that would jump at the chance to mention that the girl he was abusing was "MENTAL!"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

yeah, fair point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)