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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic evening Chatty thread. /gay.
How're you all doing evening peoples?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13, 116 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I've had veggie curry and cider.
I am full of win.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I have cheese on toast and jellousy.
I'm full of cheese and bread.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)
what kind of cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I bet it's chedder.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Just brought some extra strong cheddar from the co-op
tomorrows sandwiches will be extra nom
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I can read you like a book.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
all dogeared with a dodgy spine.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
No, a little frayed and well thumbed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)
jellyousy
is when you really wish you had someone else's pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I've done all the work I'm going to do this evening
and there is a toffee mullerrice in the fridge which is mine all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
The three Amigos are here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)
ARIBA!
*tosses big hat into the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
La cuccaracha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
AND El Guapo !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)
where's he?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)
it's ...it's ME !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
oh. right.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
FUCK U

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
How is Jeff getting on with Higgs today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)
hmmm
It's not Jeff any more!

(they are getting on fine, much less squeaking this evening)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
*Hurt*
So what is he called now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
homo

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
So he was Homer, then Jeff and now he's a Homo.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
no, he's Homer for now
he just rented the name Jeff for a day. It may change again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)
it won't though

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
it might
if I had a good science name to change it to. I haven't read new scientist in a while, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Call him Elsevier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
um, no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
On that basis. I see no option but to keep him as Jeff then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Call him Methylisothiazolinone.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
or Pro Vitamin A
or Neutrilium
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Now you've whored me out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
just your name

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
It should be Heisenberg

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)
this may be a good name
but I'm not certain
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I think you should pick it on principle

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)
You whored yourself out.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
here they are
up2.it/ali/pigs_small.jpg
Higgs is on the left, Homer on the right.

While Homer is bigger, he weighs about 150g less, fact fans
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
aww wittle faces!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I read that as faeces.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Probably some of those too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
lots
they are like poo-machines
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Im 2/3 of the way down a bottle of rioja
so pretty good yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
yummy yummy red wine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I am going to do my damndest to stay off the booze for a week after tonight.
Purely for calorific reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I love red wine
esp. Spanish red
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I've had soup and red peppers
and orange sugar free jelly. It was nice. How are you Quixote?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Not bad, chilling and watching TV.
2/3 the way through The SParrow now, still not cried yet, but only one guy's died so far.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Are you enjoying it though?
What's on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
A photo of my nan and a pot plant!
WAYHAY!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Evening Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Hello hon!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I'm good thank you very much.
How are you? Animals all well and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Yes! been out for a walk with the dogs today.
They are awesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Yay!
Where did you take 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)
The local park.
They prefer running about through all the undergrowth and trees.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Yay for running around the park!
Did you go on the swings?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Haha! no.
A bit to well padded for those.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Roundabout?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Who Do You Think you are?
it's jodi Kidd, but otherwise interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
oh, and yes, it's good.
I espescially all the psychological stuff about being a jesuit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Yeah that's the bit I like about it as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)
We can't agree on stuff.
The universe will end.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
We don't agree on much
the universe is probably safe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Good good.
As long as the equilibrium is maintained.:)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You've ruined it for me now.
I was going to watch it later. But if you're already told me the answer, there is no point.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Pretty much moved in, bed is not right but fuck it.
Forgot loads of stuff so back to bris in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Evening Bob.
What are your new housemates like?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)
The two lads are sound girls aren't in til weekend.
Who forgets cutlery jeff? Who? Me! That's who! Eating my sainsburys salad with a plastic spoon
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
is that all your forgot
you know they sell cutlery in wales, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Sounds like lies to me.
Salad? Behave.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
i knew there was a disruption in the welsh force

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)

force gravity field.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Meh
Not bad thanks, cheers for asking. Thought that I had stepped back in time this morning on the train, though. It was some freaky antique thing that rattled its way to the capital ten minutes slower than a real train. Now I am full of wine and on the way home three hours later an usual. But still, wine!
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Did it have steam?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
It might as well have.
I was surprised that the doors were electric. Or maybe they were not.

Still, marginally more comfortable than the one I am on a the moment where the train's heating is operating at "you are in antarctica" mode.

So, the Evening Standard was spectacularly awful this evening, eh?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
shockingly
some of us on here don't live in the smog hole called London. Also, I'm too disorganised to read newspapers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
^that

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)
^the other

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Chuff-chuff-chuff-woooowooooo-chuff-chuff-chuff
Didn't notice any smog today but I wasn't entirely sober, so that probably explains it. Now, if I can just survive the bus portion of this journey, life will be splendid.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Well, if you will get on at platform 9 and three-quarters.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
wine =win
what kind?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Nero d'avola to start with..
... then a staggeringly shite J.P.Cheney mini-bottle to top me off on the journey home. So at least I followed correct procedure: I start with the acceptable stuff and then moved down. Next week, I really must remember to make the time to stop off at Waitrose to get my journey home mini-bottles.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
have you considered a hip flask?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Or any other sort of flask. It doesn't have to be a trendy one like willenium suggests.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Excellent points
I do have a hip flask, but nothing delicious to put in it; however, I have been meaning to order some decent whisky for some time so thanks for the reminder! Next week's journeys will be enhanced and it will be you two that I have to thank for this.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I have an Cnoc in my hipflask at the moment.
My favourite whiskies are Auchentoshan and Glenfarclas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I am embarrassed to admit I had to ask uncle google about those
I tend to get mine from the SMWS so I only know of distilleries by cryptic codes like 85:1234. I really ought to research what I drink beyond the numbers.

And may I just add, it is bloody hard to type on a bus. This is worse than the train, moan, moan, etc,
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)
An Cnoc is great.
Auchentoshan is wonderful.

I prefer sweeter whiskies rather than peaty ones. Having said that, Laphroaig is alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)
alright quendoids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Ok quendistorizer!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Quendisto what now?
I don't know what tuneage to post on here tonight.

Last night was Napalm Death and Poison Idea.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Can't stop just going to meet gandalf for a drink.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Give him a call before you head off, just to let him know you're on your way.
No need to have a conversation with him, just give him 3 rings.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
leave

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
the

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
internet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Oooh. You've changed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
that one was worthy of a spanging

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)
They are all worth spanging.
I'm surprised it's you doing the spanging though. Normally you join in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
i was working on one of my own
but I didn't really manage it, then you got in with that one. Perhaps I am jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
You might think of one this evening when you go to bed.
Then you'll be Tolkien in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
you've done that one recently

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
important news
there is a subatomic particle called a Wino

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaugino
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I've not clicked on the link.
But I'm thinking that you must be telling me that the late Amy covered a Blondie song.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Scientist lols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
there was also a baryon
but then it'd be like calling a pig Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)
There are dark matter particles called wimps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
i saw - I think that would be a mean name for a pig
especially as he is currently kicking higgs' ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

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