He's celebrating by bringing your mother-in-law back round to yours tonight,
to stay for six months. It was my idea.

Wit and intellect, you see?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No I don't see any wit or intellect to this post.
The thought of her coming back for 6 minutes let alone 6 months has me reaching for my hunting knife.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)

My daughter's Greek grandmother
was instrumental in my not seeing my daughter for four months after she was born. There are few people I hate more - in fact, I think it's just you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Fucking greeks. Can't manage an economy, make shit wine and interfere in families. Cunts the lot of them.
You see your daughter regularly now though don't you? Thought that had all settled down for you?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Actually it's pretty good these days thank God.
I'm seeing her tomorrow night, and staying over. On Monday morning she starts nursery.

I can't believe it. It's attached to a primary school so she has to wear a uniform and everything, it's like she's starting school already. I feel rather emotional about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

A school in London?
Have you bought her her first blade in preparation?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Yup.
I've told her I want three iPhones a day or I'll beat her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Ask her to get me an iPad please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

£50 sound OK?
It might have a bit of blood on it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It's a milestone - understandable to feel emotional. Get lots of pictures of her on her first day to embarrass her with when she's older.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)

This is the plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Mother in laws are easy to handle
just give them a good shagging, it loosens them right up in more ways than one. That's what I do when my wife's mother comes over.
( Peej, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)

*boaks*
If she took her clothes off she would need ironing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Saggy minge?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Prolapsed minge probably

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Learn to love it
because that is what your wife will look like in a few years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

This is true
My mother in law was a model in her youth so I reckon I'm going to be ok.
( Peej, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

My mother was stunning as a young women, unfortunatley I take after my dad.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I got the bad bits off both
short legs from my dad instead of long ones from my mum, and my mum's nose instead of my dad's.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Actually my dad was a handsome man in his yoof.
He would have had to have been to pull my mum.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Same here.
I've got my dad's tits and my mother's penis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Fucking Hell
Today's earworm is now Goldie Looking Chain. Thanks for that.


Although I suppose it has at least knocked 'My name's Jack and I live in the back of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls' out of my head for the first time since I woke up...oh...no...it's back...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

"come here and suck mummy's cock"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)