Lots of meh and some cleaning.
I AM GOING TO DRAW A PICTURE!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Spending time with my daughter
has reminded me how much I enjoy drawing. I always got As for art and did things like the artwork for school play posters and stuff. My brother was singled out as the artist of the three of us, though. He went to art school for a year and it put him off for life.My father's a decent watercolourist and his father was a professional landscape artist in Canada after his retirement. He was really pretty good. Painted with a knife rather than a brush.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Is there no end to your talents Mr Boyce?
I'm more into figurative and portraiture.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I am, according to my father, a 'polymath'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

A Renaissance man?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Ho yuss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

By "painted with a knife"
are you suggesting he killed hookers and arranged their severed limbs according to his own twisted vision?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!!!111!!
No wait, that's not right...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

A magnificent tableau of still life
life death
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

This ranks highly among the most bent things you've written

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I stopped trying to rank yours
when it became clear to me that every one of your posts is so utterly bent that there was no point in trying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I could write you a story about a writhing, multi-cocked man orgy,
replete with violent anal fisting, piss enemas, rubber chaps and interior designers, and it STILL wouldn't be as bent as your post about art.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

gay

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I know you are, but what am I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Actually I might do that too
It's been a few months since I picked up the pens and pencils.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

It's been a few years for me.
Considering I did an art degree, it's a crying shame.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

pens and pencils crayons.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with working in crayon.
It makes my Postman Pat colouring book look all bright and sunny.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)