I shall be joining you from tomorrow on a diet.
Pity me : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

:( diets are shit
and last time I saw you, you didn't need one.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I just need to take a bit off the tummy so I can wear that long black dress again.
Control knickers can only handle so much flab.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Corsets are the way forward
you knows it. A lot fucking sexier than a pair of Spanx 'n all.
(berk, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)

and if you get a proper old-school one
you have the satisfaction of knowing some smug fucking whale died to make you look sexy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

This just makes it even better
For extra killing-the-animals lolz you can sew it with catgut as well probably
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Whales. Singy aquatic cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

S'posed to be so clever, but not one of 'ems ever 'ad a Top Ten single, 'ave they?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

What about Adele?
on a side note, I just passed a mildly diverting couple of minutes reading the villagers get their pitchforks out: www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1355700
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Oh FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand what you mean?
are you saying you don't think the OP is a spiteful mentally maladjusted cock?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think he's a dick
but it's still amusing to watch the bandwagon gather pace.

I'm all for giving Miggyman a hard time for noncery or calling out someone for casual racism or the like, but I find it hard to get worked up about some arsehole being an arsehole to another arsehole.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

ah, yeah, I see your point
in the general gist of things an internet debate is like an exposion at a sewage plant in that no-one can possibly come out of it looking good. But, in this case, b69 has got some serious fucking issues.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

he DID, however, manage to get his mortgage paid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Oh, he's THAT one? I lose track of the weapons grade mentallists here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I have only heard snippets of this story and don't know the protaganists
what happened exactly?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

he shared that he is an alcoholic and was struggling with the mortgage
so rogerboresme took out the coins that she had been stuffing down her cat's throat and paid it for him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

But wait
I'm an alcoholic. Where's my free house?

Ooh..bad choice of words there I realise...I'm not sure a free house is somewhere I should be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I think it was an over reaction
I thing the reaction to this over reaction is also an over reaction. I tend to find these holier that thou moral crusades on here a bit crap TBH.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

As do I. Hence "FFS"
It's got so tiresome and predictable. Nonces on the other hand deserve all they get.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

True, but
and I realise this makes me a nonce by association, dating young girls does not make you a nonce per se, it's distasteful, sure, but frankly I though the whole noncery thing was overblown too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

can you be a nonce by association?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I think you have to pay an annual fee
to join the Nonce Association. But it's less than £16 a year.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*ripple of golf applause*
well done sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

On this place
I suspecting someone labelled as a nonce is enough to get you called a nonce.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I have always judged on the "half your age plus seven" rule. Anything way beyond this is rife for internet hassle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I've always stuck to the much more simple
"only having sex with adults" rule. It's much simpler, and doesn't require having to any maths in difficult situations.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

My mother said to me when I headed off to University
'Son, always use a condom. And a calculator'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

you're married now
you're never having sex again, adult or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I know it's terribly cruel that you can't have me
so if desperately clinging to that thought is what helps you sleep at night, then that is what you must do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I've broken that rule twice, both times to my cost.
I prefer Badger's rule.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I presume by "to your cost"
you don't mean "a four-strech in Wandsworth as Big Tel's special friend" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

No, no I followed your rule.
One was 16 when I was 21, I wasn't getting any and she offered, was about as much fun as you'd imagine, lasted about a month, the other was my ex-wife who was 19 and I was 27 What can I say I was in love with the mental bitch, I managed to hang on for 6 years but eventually decided I preferred my own sanity to staying with her for the sake of our kid.

Funtimes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Just to clarify after reading my own post
"as much fun as you'd imagine" = none at all
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Ah, this is why you are protecting the nonce...
/doesn't really think you are protecting the nonce but why let that get in the way of a good accusation of noncery.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Yes, totally.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Just to be clear, I was joking.
I wasn't really accusing you of anything untoward.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

It's Cool.
I have a general policy of more or less total honesty about stupid stuff I've done, but I'll ad mit I'd be a bit annoyed to be branded a pedo on here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah, as would I.
That's why I thought I'd better make it clear. Wouldn't want to offend you for the sake of a cheap shot joke.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Are you sure you're on the right forum?
No worries, I don't offend easy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I think it's the way he carries himself after the event that winds me up in his case.
It was a distasteful story that implied an unhealthy interest towards the younger end of the age range and it got the abuse that whether fully deserved or not, was pretty inevitable.

And the fact that it may be made up actually doesn't make it much better to me. I just find him unpleasant and wouldn't want him near my family.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Oh, yeah agree, distasteful.
Just not a nonce as such.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I've thought about what you said
and, no, it's not an over-reaction. The man is a world-champion level tool with major issues.

However, I agree the reaction to the over-reaction-that's-actually-a-grown-man-acting-like-a-mentally-unstable-toddler is very much an over-reaction

so, yeah, in conclusion, you're right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You lost me.
But I'm glad I'm right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm not really the corset type.
I like breathing too much.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Fair enough
I've been doing loads of situps etc in an attempt for a slightly flatter stomach. Thinking about protein shakes as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I thought protein shakes were full of calories?
aren't they meant for bodybuilders and that?
(berk, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Nah I've found one that's low calorie
and fairly high on protein which I probably need if I'm not going to waste away
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

No love, they're very healthy indeed
*waggles eyebrows*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)