I have quorn spag bol and a bottle of wine.
So much for my diet.

But I have had a stressful afternoon with family shit going on.....SO DON'T JUDGE ME!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quorn spag bol isn't bad :)
My family are being mean and leaving brunch bars near me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

The wine is : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

That's only about 500 calories
not bad if the rest of the day has been alright
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Well yes I've been good today but.............
*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Start again tomorrow
or alternatively do a few situps. You'll feel better*

*may not be guaranteed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Managed a bottle of rioja to myself last night
I think its time to cut back, but wine was brought into work for lunch again
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Haven't had any alcohol in ages
apart from when I did poached pears in red wine for my dad and sister, and tried a bit of the juice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:27, Reply)

The sad thing is I really feel like a trip to the pub

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:29, Reply)

subtle
like getting over a dozen lynx cans for x-mas
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I think they just want the chance to laugh
at the expression on my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Amberl, my darling, my love. You _are_ worth more than Brunch bars.
I know when you wake up in the morning you look in the mirror and think "Yeah', sure, how the hell am _I_ going to be worth a Tracker Bar? I'm barely worth a Brunch Bar"... but I'm telling you, for fact, for cirtain, that you're not only worth a tracker bar, but you're worth two, made entirely of the top soft half of them rather than the crunch bottom half. No, not two, but a box. Two boxes if it's on special offer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

This made me laugh
but why would you want to kill me with peanuts Gonz?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

=D
Oh man, you alergic to them too? Are you allergic to all.... Oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners.... Are you allergic to all "hard-shelled fruit of some plants having an indehiscent seed" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I'm allergic to lots of stuff
but only peanuts are anaphylactic and that's only supposed. I'm not good with hazelnuts or almonds though I can eat them without dying.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Oh cool, what about cashews ?
I've never tried the not-peanut nut butters, but I reckon cashewnut ones would be nice. I wonder if almond butter taste like the inside of an almond qwahsont.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Alright, you mental?
What the hell's going on with your (oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners) bones?
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got [layman's terms] "Brittle Bone" something-or-other, the steroids fucked them up.
I don't feel any pain or anything with them, but I guess they could break easerly, which would suck, so I had an infusion today to make me like wolverine. I also had a special blood test because they susspect I have extreamly low testostrone, from the opiats, which would explain quite a bit, so I might have to have HRT or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You can get wolverine treatments on the NHS?
fuck I'm going to have to quit calcium
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Wait - I'm the oldest friend you have, and yet you're the one with osteoporosis and HRT?
You'll need a new hip by Christmas, mark my words.
You'd better get pregnant now, before it's too late.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Also, I am going to warn Lusty that you're getting all testosteroned up.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

how do they apply the testosterone?
I assume in the most manly way possible, by an injection directly into the eye. But you have to fight a badger for the syringe before they can give it to you.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

No, no..
you need to prove you need the testosterone.
Gonz will pop on a pair of hotpants and engage the doctor in a debate about whether Marilyn Monroe is a gay icon.
By the end, when he's had his injection of rage, he'll have ripped off the doc's leg and will chew on the end of it as he strides out of the hospital.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

relevent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

haha
this is the tune that will play as he strides from teh hospital fighting crocodiles and snogging the nurses then casting them aside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)

all hail our glorious musical healthcare system

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

It's probably for the best.
I hope it doesn't make me angry about all the shit in my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

good think I liked your facebook group
i have no desire to incur any additional wrath in my life
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Maybe it would make me more sexually attractive to the prefered sex.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

YES ! That's what they called it, osteoporosis.
Hah, I donno about the HRT thing, the blood test today would tell me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

* doesn't judge*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Couple of fingers should sort that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

fudge?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

i) down your throat
ii) down your pants after as a reward
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

relevent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfQfGokSi3c&feature=related
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

sweet milky fist of justice, batrman!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I cant help right now
I'm just too busy being delicious
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

i bought 2 doughnuts
even though there is just one of me. They were 15p! No judge in the land would convict me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I just made a cup of tea
so i could use a doughnut to go with it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

you'll have to be quick to get it before I scoff them both

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

what kind of donugnuts?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

jam
proper ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

jaaaaaammmmmmmmm

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

then welcome...
in jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

you astonishing sod ape

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

i'm only 4

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)

pipe to pipe bushman

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)