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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I was on a train the other day, when a smoking hot Thai girl sat opposite me
I couldn't stop staring, and kept thinking "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection". She did.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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latest was 14 years ago)
The old ones are the best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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A friend told me it for the first time the other day
Best joke I've heard in ages.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:00,
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did you hear about the guy who got bitten by George Micheal on a train?
He's sueing him now because it turned him into a whampire.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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*groans but smiles*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:02,
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I said that on a tube platform on saturday
a stranger who overheard said "that's shit" which was funnier than the joke.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:05,
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A joke so bad it makes strangers swear and judge you
I like that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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Wasn't this on Mock The Week last night?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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Something like that.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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haha
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:03,
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