I've got a new Dentist
For the last three years I've been worried that my old Dentist was in fact two different young Indian ladies that just looked similar and I was unable to tell the difference, it wasn't really a problem as I never had to address her by name, and she/they was/were as cute as a button/s so when I was told she/they had left I was a bit dissapointed as I assumed I would now have some crusty old chap with massive fingers.

But no.

My new Dentist is a smoking hot red haired petite irish girl.

The whole time she was checking my teeth I was listening to her talk and just hoping that I didn't get an unexpected erection.

What has been a delightful surprise to you recently?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:41, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

/bloodyforrinsalllookthesamelols
Edit: Sympathy reply.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Looks like there've been no delightful surprises
for anyone recently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Well I just bit in to a chocolate bar
that I realised too late was filled with Rum cream. But that wasn't delightful and I'd already mentioned it so wasn't going to repeat myself.


But as Al needs the replies...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

What kind of hideous chocloate bar has rum cream in it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I thought it sounded quite nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Well someone bought it back from holiday in some god forsaken European country.
One of those backwards, weirdo places that no one in their right mind would ever go. France, I think.

In fairness though, it was called a "Rom: Baton cu Crema Rom", so I guess I should have had a think about what 'Rom' could possibly mean.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

'Rom' is a Russian Oligarch; he 'fills' each bar personally

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Well,
He drinks an awful lot of rum to make his 'filling' taste like that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

They love a drink those crazy Ruskies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Did you see those Oligarchs fighting on TV?
It was lol. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14963652
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

hahaha, money can't buy taste apparently
i wonder what was said?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I would like to see more of this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

haha
I hope that ends in a courtroom
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd have assumed it was pureed gypsy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I don't think the Dale Farm Factory has finished making that yet.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I roasted a chicken last week, and when it had cooled sufficiently i pulled off a bit of skin from the parson's nose area
As I chewed it I felt something odd and in my mouth, it was a entire kernal of corn. i am therefore assuming that i ate the chicken's bumhole and it contained an undigested piece of grain...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

That sounds pretty much exactly like what must have happened.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

*goes green*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

The ability to fit in to a pair of size 10 jeans
I can only assume they were labelled wrongly.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Well done!
I wasn't ignoring you two threads ago, was busy. Here's my reply to your question about Japanese alphabets:

Katakana is for 'loan' words, words taken from Western languages. For example カメラ = ka me ra = camera

Hiragana is syllabic, used for Japanese words for which there are no kanji (but you can use it in place of kanji too, I think). For example みどり = mi do ri = green.

Kanji is not syllabic, is adapted from Chinese, each pictoral represents a word, and combinations can be made to make other words. There are over six thousand different kanji, and each one can have more than one reading (context being used to distinguish the meanings). In other words, it's a fucking nightmare.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I only got about halfway through that paragraph before my brain started to whimper
you can keep it, I think. But if you fancy popping through Leamington on your way back from Warwick uni, give me a shout.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Is Tennis Boy not servicing you regularly enough?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I don't see him as often as I'd like, no
but I doubt Labs wants his sloppy seconds.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I reckon Labs would be grateful for what he could get.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Yet still I knock you back al

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I don't see why Field Ping Pong Boy and Labs both get a go but I don't.
I've never really looked at my race and creed as a disablity before, as something that makes me less of a person, but I guess maybe it is like that in some people's eyes. I was so nieve before, never even considered it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh you're in Leamington now?
Sorry, I knew you'd moved, but wasn't sure where. Not been on here much! Whereabouts?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Yeah, moved a couple of weeks ago
but my new job in Oxford doesn't start for another two weeks. Just off the Radford road, about a mile from the train station.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Congrats on the job!
More science stuff?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah, developing/testing a new typhoid vaccine
what came of your London interview, btw?
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I heard nothing
Not even a reply to my 'thanks for the interview' follow up email. Considering they were headhunting me, that's quite rude, but I happen to know that there's a considerable amount of office politics going on there, with Directors refusing to hire people despite the management saying that they need more bods.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Good for you :)
/jealouses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I was on a train the other day, when a smoking hot Thai girl sat opposite me
I couldn't stop staring, and kept thinking "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection". She did.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

The old ones are the best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

A friend told me it for the first time the other day
Best joke I've heard in ages.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

did you hear about the guy who got bitten by George Micheal on a train?
He's sueing him now because it turned him into a whampire.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

*groans but smiles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I said that on a tube platform on saturday
a stranger who overheard said "that's shit" which was funnier than the joke.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

A joke so bad it makes strangers swear and judge you
I like that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Wasn't this on Mock The Week last night?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Something like that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

This amuses me


Surely all the bailiffs have to do is just wait for about three days and they will be desperate for someone to cut them free?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

When I read about them concreting themselves in
I thought "Hmm, when concrete sets it's a pretty fierce exothermic reaction, I wonder if it'll burn their skin off?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I'm assuming there is a pipe inside that barrell with their hands inside it
if there isn't then they won't actually have functioning hands by now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

"Fingers crossed"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

From the pic it looks like they've used expanding foam
Set fire to their other hands, then see what they do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm terribly behind on the news.
Anyone feel like saving me the time of googling and letting my know what actual law they are breaking? I assume it's squatting or suchlike.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Being gypsies.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

gypsies a poor helpless ethnic minority whose quirky way of life needs protecting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I read something about this earlier.
They offered to sell the land and move out for something like £1million split between the 400 people living there. The council said no and instead decided to spend £18 million on the legal fight to get them removed.
Sounds stupid to me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

if the council agreed rthen every pikey in the country woulkd demand money to leave the land tht they have invaded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

There is some merit to that argument, but not £17 million worth of merit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I would like to see some proof of this £18 million that's being bandied around
I reckon a lot of that is the legal costs which came from them refusing to accept every court judgement.

If that were the case you are saying that anyone with enough money can do what they like as they just escalate the court costs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm saying that councils should take more time to work this shit out before resorting to the courts.
I also think they should be more pragmatic and less principled when it comes to spending that amount of tax payers money. The fact it's taken 10 years and (apparently) cost that much is not saying anything good about either side.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

How exactly should they "work this out" when these people are breaking the law and refusing to accept the judgement of the courts?
What you're suggesting is that the level of justice should be dependant on how much a twat the defendant is prepared to be about admiting they are in the wrong or not.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Well the laws they were breaking was building without permission
and building on the green belt. www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/16/dale-farm-concreted-basildon-council-owner?INTCMP=SRCH This suggests it wasn't really green belt the idea that small chalets are less desirable in the country than a scrap yard is a push.
And I think they did get temporary planning permission which was then withdrawn during the labour years. Which does change some things in my mind.
And justice shouldn't be blind to the fact you're basically making children homeless. You're not only punishing the people who broke the planning laws but the people they live with.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

You would have more of a point if they hadn't set out to build this without getting planning permission in the first place
Your saying it's okay to build something, then apply for permission, and then when it's refused say "don't make my kids homeless". They have been offered council accomodation but they are refusing it as they say living in houses makes them ill. Which is just a lie.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Living in some of the council housing I've seen would make anyone ill

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Then that's a wider issue with council accomodation
but that's not a reason why they be allowed to ignore court judgements.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

having kids is not a valid argument
oh, i had sex without a condom, now you have to let me break the law.

i see tenants who have pocketed 3 months' of housing benefit payments and then don't want to pay their rent or move out use this old chestnut ALL THE TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

How I would have solved the problem:
1. Go drinking in the same pub as the main traveller types, and casually mention that Liam Neeson's daughter is loaded.
2. Wait for them to kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter.
3. Record Liam Neeson going to get his daughter back.
4. Half of the travellers will be dead or injured, and I'll make a fortune from the film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You should become a professional bailiff.
I'll be your cameraman.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Just don't do that 'quick, jarring camera movement' bullshit
I hate when action films use it to make fight scenes seem more visceral.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It certainly made "This Life" seem more visceral.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

But it ruined Freddy vs Terrible Horse Porn XI

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I like the "Jizz's eye" view camera technique during the final money shot.
I heard they broke the actresses nose three times filming it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

that last sentence is not actually an inaccurate assessment
in some respects.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

So they own the land?
I had assumed it was someone else's, hence the eviction.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

They did own the land and about half of the houses had planning permission, the other half didn't

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

So it's a planning permission thing then?
Sorry to appear stupid, not been following the story and Goggling is not throwing much info on the legal side.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah pretty much,
there was a small area set aside in the green belt for the travellers, it grew until now it's the biggest in Europe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

So is it beacuse they went over the boundaries in to other people's land, of just because they built without permission?
I though building with out permission just meant they knocked your house down, not kicked you off the land.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I think they did both, but I'm not really sure.
Either way, yes they were wrong but I have little sympathy for a council that couldn't get a handle on it for 10 years, that's just incompitant.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

there is a certain irony to misspelling incompetent
that is only rivalled by the spelling of dyslexia.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

How have they not had a handle on it?
They applied for the court to grant an eviction order, they did, the travellers appealled and the appeal was turned down, so they kept appealing to higher and higher courts citing the fact that their human rights weren't being considered. It's taken this long so that he council can amply demonstrate that they have taken all these things into account.

Don't for a moment think I'm suggesting there is something wrong with them insisting their human rights be taken into consideration, but to demonstrate this effectively in the eyes of the law takes time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

ah the human rights act
you have to give old tony credit for a law that his wife just happens to make millions from...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Yes, it's one of the few things you might want to give him credit for
It's an incredibly important bit of legislation in my view. By attacking the human rights act you are saying that only certain people are worthy of having rights, and by implication that only certain people are worthy of being classed as human.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

this is very true, some people are not worthy of being classed as human
i should know, i've dated them.

the only problem with the human rights act is that it is open to abuse from some quarters and you end up with farcical claims. but the principal tenets are obviously too important not to have it; that's a no-brainer.

however i still think it stinks that cherie just happened to become an expert in it. if it had been a sale of shares, there'd be some insider dealing going on there.

much as i cannot bear that woman, i hear from colleagues that she is an outstanding lawyer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

OK, cheers, this gives me a reasonable handle on it.
it's remarkably hard to sift the fact out of the sentiment (on both sides) in this story.

Appreciate your help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

They are some of the people who are acting "in solidarity" with the "travellers" who are being evicted from Dale Farm
.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It's ironic that "travellers" are so anti moving

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

hahaha
this made me do a real life LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

OK, fine, I'll just Google it
as none of that answers the question.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I think you'll find my comment addressed your question exactly.
They are not actually gypsies, they are protestors who have gone to Dale Farm to act in solidarity with the travellers who are being evicted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I should have been more clear in my question then, I shall rephrase:
What is the legal reason for the evictions of the 'travellers' (of whom I erroneously believed those pictured to be two) being evicted from Dale Farm?

Answers like "because they were there illegally" or "because they are gypos" while possibly accurate are not particularly helpful
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

they're morons
the law is the law and the travellers have broken it. they had 10 years to get it right.

they must somehow be distant cousins of those retarded women who fall in love with murderers on death row...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

again, quite possibly true, but not actually answering the question.
Never mind, Chompy is being helpful bless his little cotton socks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

well yeah
you've given him the opportunity to EDUCATE you on something. he will be the definitive authority on it ALL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

He may well not be.
But he's been the only person in this sub-thread to make any effort to to answer the question I asked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Are you selectively stupid?
I answered the question you asked quite clearly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Maybe I missed it somehow
All I saw was you saying they were supporting the travellers being evicted from Dale farm.

Edit: to which I replied: "I should have been more clear in my question then, I shall rephrase:
What is the legal reason for the evictions of the 'travellers' (of whom I erroneously believed those pictured to be two) being evicted from Dale Farm?"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

This bloke from the council hates Jewish people

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Hold up a sec here, are have they actually cemented their hands to a barrel?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1357930
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

if having someone scraping around your gums and teeth
with shiny sharp things doesn't terrify it right back inside you, fair play. i could have my teeth checked by a naked oiled up bradley cooper, i'd still be dryer than the sahara with terror.

and i've never even had a filling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

My dental hygeinist has a habit of allowing her ample bosom to rest against me as she scrapes me
It's a merciful distraction.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

god you're SUCH a pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

The girl that washes my hair at the hairdresses has enormous boobies and rest them on me whilst she massages my head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

god, you're SUCH a pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

if a sexy guy rested his cock on your shoulder whilst giving you a head massage you'd be a happy swipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

would he not need to be a midget standing on a stepladder to achieve that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

And you call me a pervert...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

.... and yet your denial
is conspicuous by its absence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

As is yours.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I cannot understand anyone being scared of Dentists
If any of my children try and get upset when I take them, I'll beat the little feckers senseless.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

drills
scalpels
blood
pain
someone's fist in your mouth

what's not to love?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I proper love going to the dentist.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

My dentist phobia was caused
by my having a few fillings as a kid without any painkillers. It took me years to get up the courage to go for a checkup after that, the fucking cheapskate amateur butcher.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

That's because your boyfriend is gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

he is not my boyfriend
i'm not 13. he is a guy that i am seeing, but the exclusivity thing is chafing a bit.

i get bored easily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Chompy is single
and discreet.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

what part of "i get bored easily" do you not understand?
bbc news links are NOT hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I imagined that the wittering about your relationships on the internet
indicated a desire for sweaty anonymous internet sex.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

no, no
just indicative of my need for attention.

sorry to disappoint, but you won't get your rancid little friend laid by pimping him out that way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

OMG Swipey
I thought he was a DEMON IN THE SACK? How can you possibly be bored?

_{I'm down in London in a fortnight, if you fancy some red-hot rumpy-pumpy}
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

however delicious something is
you get bored with the taste in the end!

thanks for the lovely offer, but you have a gf, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Do you? Can't be that delicious then surely?
Yes I do. I was being a man.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

by offering to cheat on her?
yes, that IS something a man would do...

this is meant to be flippant, but it actually just sounds bitter. oh well. shit happens!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I was of course being facetious
I would have gazzed you had I been remotely serious.

_{I'll gaz you in a minute, alright?}
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

have you ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

funny, looks EXACTLY like this b3tan i went on a date with once.
but for the record, i do go! i go every 6 months religiously. i just feckin hate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Look Seymour!
this could happen to you.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Seriously, please link to that instead

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Not getting the reference?

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I think not wanting that pic on the screen of his work computer.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

That is fucking horrible

(McChinaman banned, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I'd give you a filling if you want, yeah', yeah', a filling in your mouth with my [insert name for the dental equpiment required for a filling ]

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Glue gun

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Massive drill

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fetid discharge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

'Ullo Al, got a new dentist?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Yes. Yes I have.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)