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That's because your boyfriend is gay

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
he is not my boyfriend
i'm not 13. he is a guy that i am seeing, but the exclusivity thing is chafing a bit.

i get bored easily.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Chompy is single
and discreet.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)
what part of "i get bored easily" do you not understand?
bbc news links are NOT hot.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I imagined that the wittering about your relationships on the internet
indicated a desire for sweaty anonymous internet sex.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)
no, no
just indicative of my need for attention.

sorry to disappoint, but you won't get your rancid little friend laid by pimping him out that way!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)
OMG Swipey
I thought he was a DEMON IN THE SACK? How can you possibly be bored?

I'm down in London in a fortnight, if you fancy some red-hot rumpy-pumpy
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)
however delicious something is
you get bored with the taste in the end!

thanks for the lovely offer, but you have a gf, no??
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Do you? Can't be that delicious then surely?
Yes I do. I was being a man.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)
by offering to cheat on her?
yes, that IS something a man would do...

this is meant to be flippant, but it actually just sounds bitter. oh well. shit happens!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I was of course being facetious
I would have gazzed you had I been remotely serious.

I'll gaz you in a minute, alright?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

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