Didn't anybody notice I was gone?
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I did.
For the last couple of weeks, we haven't had to put up with you posting about THE PIER every 20 seconds.

Did your friends enjoy themselves on their visit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

They did, very much.
I am now absolutely knackered. I've filled up and depleted my car's fuel tank three times in the last week and a half. I've driven to Heathrow twice, Liverpool once, Stonehenge/Salisbury once, Longleat once, and Bath once.

And teh pier, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

So they've gone home now.
What was their highlight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

London, apparently.
We did all teh shit tourist stuff. London Eye, open top bus tour, duck boat tour, Tower of London.

Liverpool was my highlight, because I got to have dinner with Chief Inspector Roota, who is boss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

London is ace.
your friends have taste.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Are you saying Roota is shit?
Is that what you're saying?
I believe that's what you're saying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I hope not.
Young Gary is a prince among thieving scallys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Hang on.
THE PIER wasn't as good the London.

*Scraps plans for the pier*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

The pier was excellent, and everything I hoped it would be.
Loud, bright, cheesy, busy.
I intend to go on everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I intend going to the bar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

As far as I remember
it was about £3.50 for a cider.

Fish and chips is two meals for a tenner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Fish and chips at the seaside should be from a chippy, in a paper bag, and eaten on 'the prom'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I've hardly been on to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I've
ly
been
to be honest
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Convoluted strikethrough gag is convoluted.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)