One call, mate, you're on a register.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sexist!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Not every man who plays with a child who is not their own is a paedofile.
some people are just nice.

/S'Pip.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Ah, the 'Glitter Defence'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Listen, it's blatent that I'm not talking about fiddling a child here, why the hell would I molest my own child?
That would be like keying your own car.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

'keying your own car' made me laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Gonz, you might like this
www.wimp.com/humblestove/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Oh man ,that's amazing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

WoW!!
*is impressed*
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Imagine how nice my chips would be if you cooked them one one of them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

How do you do your chips?
My favorite meal my Ma' makes is egg'n'chips, maybe with a haddock in motza-meal too, but it's the egg'n'chips that does it for me.. She double-fries the chips and adds onion when doing the second fry which flavours the oil and gives you cripy oniony bits. She also poaches the egg in the same oil, and it bubbles up and goes crunchy with runny yolk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Depends Gonz.
If I'm being lazy, I'll get 'em from the chippy, if not I'll peel and slice some spuds and cook them in the over with olive oil.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Ahhhh, coolio, I read that as if you had a magic trick to them.
Have you tried "Japanese Seasoned Rice Vinegar" ? It's amazing, got such a nice flavour, it's quite strong and slightly sweet, deffo stronger than malt.

Everyone who I know who has tried it, agrees it's the best one to put on chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I haven't tried the rice Gonz. I'll keep my eyes open for it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)

You know, when I was walking through Harrods' food hall earlier today
I came very close to a Gonzgasm over the yummy foods.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'll bet you had an orgasm over the wax-work Al-Fayed that is in the shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Oh, I didn't see that.
I was revulsed by the Diana/Dodi memorial shrine, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Did you have a wank there as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Obviously.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Ahh.. The Harrods' Handjob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

The Al Fayed fumble

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)

The Westend Wank.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Soho hand shandy?

(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Knightsbridge knuckle-nudge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)

The Fulham Fumble.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I flipping well love that place, and considering how prestigous it is, their food isn't that expensive.
They're not too much more like-for-like more than Waitrose.... but their staff are extremely knowedable.

True story about harrods, my ma' and dad got a cake for a wedding anniversary made by them. They paid nad ordered it a good 8 weeks in advance or soo. The day before the doo, they went to pick it up, and were told "We're really sorry, we have you on the list, we can see it's there, you've got your recipt, but we haven't made it.... but don't worry, it won't be a problem".

Dad said "What do you mean don't worry? We got 50 people coming over tomo !"
Manager replied "Don't worry, just give us your address".

On the day of the doo, they put it with two members of staff in a black cab to our house in Cockfosters (probably about £60 back in those days), the two staff stayed the whole time serving people, and they didn't charge a penny for any of it, not even the cake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

We sat in the tube, all the way from T5 to Knightsbridge,
giggling at 'Cockfosters'.

/is very grown-up
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I did that on the way to Gonz's
and I'm well mature.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

There is a road there called "Mount Pleasent" too.
And the minicab office based there is called "CockFosters Cars"... sepporating out the word into two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I know of a Cock Road in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)

There's a Dogpool Lane near my old flat
the L is perpetually scrubbed out.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Weston has a 'Consenting Intercourse Crescent'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)

That just makes me laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

*wants one8

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

One of my early DJ gigs was in town the night there was a Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip gig.
Everybody that had been to see them turned up where I was DJing. I bricked it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Oh sweet =D
'bricked it' confuses me sometimes, because I've heard it mean "I was so scared but I still went through it" and "I was so scared that I didn't do it".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I was bricking it, but I played my set.
Just when you're playing to about half a dozen people and then about 50 show up at once it's a bit daunting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Sweet, but those numbers seem a bit small to me, but I don't really have a clue

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)