I got woken up at nine.
By a bloke drilling holes into our living room wall. I hope he's a maintenance guy, otherwise we may be in trouble and never seen again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A huge Albanian pimp has moved in next door and will make you his bitch
They are cutting a glory hole so the punters don't have to look at your face.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

No the guy with the drill was in our living room.
And still is. I want breakfast but I'm not going down there, I'd have to talk to him, and now if I recognise his accent as Albanian I really will start to panic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Would you know an Albanian accent if you heard one?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

He would if he is Liam Neeson from the hit movie 'Taken'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)