srsly, the Paul Smith ones are wonderful.
Have you seen his suits? The lining is a wonderful touch. Same level of detail on those shoes, but the sole rather than the lining.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You know when cavey talks LARP and you glaze over..........
Thats me and suits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Dude, just go in to your local Paul Smith shop and just look at the suits. Humour me.
The tailoring is second to none, the cut is superb and the lining is a witty touch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Dude, just go into your local Games Workshop and look at the figurines.
The detail is second to none, I mean you can pay far less elsewhere, but the quality is just not as good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I would need to make my way through that fug of post-pubertal desperation, and the heady aroma of 38 year old virgin.
And just to look at lead figurines and a collection of D20s.

No thanks. I'd rather listen to Limp Bizkit while wearing a Ride The Lightning tshirt with my German para boots.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Now you're realising how much I'd love being in a Paul Smith shop.
BTW, if you're going to try to wind me up you'll need to aim you stereo types better by, oh, 15 years or so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I'm not trying to wind you up.
Why would I do that? What would be the point? If I wanted to do that it would be a lot quicker and easier than going through these dull, painful motions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

OK then
Just note sure what the references to the mettaler I was when I was (at a a guess) your age are about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

When you were 31?
And it's either heavy metal gags or dyslexia gags. But the dyslexia ones would be in poor taste.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

And metal ones are inaccurate, these days.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic atheist? I lost a lot of sleep wondering if there was a dog.

Or the tragic tale of the dyslexic anarchist, he broke an ankle falling off the toilet while trying to smash the cistern.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Not funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I like them, feel free to do better.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Paul Smith clothes are superb if you're the right shape for them

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I am a former catalogue model.
I am the right shape for most clothes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)

You are Kroney
AICMFP
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Well you're crossed off my list then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

What list?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Male B3tans who I would lock in my cellar for nefarious purposes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

So you don't want to lock a very good looking, suave man in your cellar for nefarious purposes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

No.
I don't do good looking, (well not in the obvious way), and suave.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Oi!
If your going to insult me do it behind my back.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

You know what I mean you daft sod.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

He does, you've just called him a moose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

This^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

When you go and stay with Blousie, does she put on a Scottish accent and sing
'Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, about this HOOSE!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

No, she does not. *sadface*
which is a shame as I like Scottish accents.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

You are sex on legs my dear but not really the model type.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Ha!
:P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)

*remembers the scottish accent thing*

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I love you Jeff, if Blousie ever leaves you
you'll always have a place with me. Have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ctag0uGaLc
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I sense a threesome in the making.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

We are T H R O U G H.
Was going to link you to some J5, then some Quannum, then some Eric B and Rakim. Not now though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Pfft! As if I had a chance.
Fiona is still alive.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

She has just wiped her mouth clean and is getting in the shower.
THERE IS A WINDOW IN MY SCHEDULE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

No, really, I mean it.
I have Harley Davis round at 10, then Libby from Neighbours at midnight.

I can slot you in at 11.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Rather, 'you can fill a slot at 11....'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

You're going to need all night for me petal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Not after Harley Davis and Libby off Neighbours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)