Edmund.
When he married his missus, whilst still being married to his other missus, none of his family came. And his best man died suddenly so couldn't make it either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ahh
Helicopter crash? Wolves?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Google Craig Colclough.
I can't remember the specifics.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

i wish he and bert and roger would all come back
for one last fiery meltdown.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I think it would break the internet permanently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's the trouble, whenever they do, some prick runs off to the mods crying WAH WAH WAH, and it's normally before I get to see any fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

^ This
OMG someone who's actually interesting is posting, FUCK TO THE MODS we'll never discuss my lunch plans at this rate
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

do people actually gaz the mods about something as insignificant as a Return of the Bert?
although admittedly his latest reincarnation as the Pun Fairy is not the best at all times. "blue pizza". "hartbean". "dogtanian and the three must-get-beers".

that was just fucking spam! AND the 3 i just made up were miles better than any that bert came up with...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I wouldn't even know how to gaz a mod
Other than clicking on Rob up top^
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I reckon so, the mods are generally quite negligent unless someone points osmething out.
There was a prick on /talk who was there for weeks going around deleting threads and actually making the place unuseable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck yeah, why is beyond me. It's a misguided knighting instinct that takes over the weaker minded forum poster
How many sexes have ever been achieved from running to the mods on behalf of a damsel in distress. Fucking none, yet it still goes on.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Some of that made sense...
Don't think I didn't see that ninja edit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Soz, on the phone and posting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well, don't do it again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

RIP Nakedape he was my favourite poster eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Oversensitive little darling throwing my toys out of their prams.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Just read it
menkle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)