so do we

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

zing!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I married you?
I was not aware of this. Titgaz immediately wench!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you think my tits
would fit on my silly little phone screen?

you'll have to wait til i get an ipad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

nips then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

you think my burgernips would... etc.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's my birthday at the end of next month, you should totally buy me one of those new ipads pre-loaded with naked photos of yourself.
I think it'll be fair to say that would be the best birthday present I'll ever get. Wait, second best, first best would be if you let me take the photos on the ipad myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You've gone from cute and funny and verging on creepy here Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Really? Oh, I just wanted the free ipad, I dont' really mind if the warrenty is invalidated due to obscene content being on it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wait a minute....
you can buy iPads pre-loaded with titpics of Swipey?

Steve Jobs has maybe jumped the shark there.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

He's retired, it's all about Tim Cook now, he's the new Steve Jobs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)