Alt: I've just moved desks
which has taken me out of earshot of the single most annoying girl I've ever met, and in close proximity to the legion of curmudgeonly bastards and their hygiene issues.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MARTIN, 32, TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM NORWICH
AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE IN THIS LIFE, OR THE NEXT.

I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it sounded funny in my head.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I thought it was funny.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

This is the perfect thread for you to tell us about your creationist father

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

What's to say, my dad's a born again christian, I think it was his mid life crisis.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I blame Milton Keynes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

MY NAME IS MARTIN DARTH FOXTROT, ANALYST OF THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS OF THE NORWICH
GENERAL OF THE FABULOUS LEGIONS, HUSBAND TO A MINCING QUEEN, FATHER TO A TIRED MEME, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I think this is the best one yet
Martinsimus Orallius Foxtrotius
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Cheers
I liked it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I have verily clicked,

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

As have I

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

The good thing about this is on b3ta you will be forever 32

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)