they have to employ nurses specifically for that these days?
Bloody hell people, put the cake down, it's not that difficult
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's crazy
I saw her once and she was as thick as a plank. However she possesses scales which I don't want to buy myself or I'd weigh myself all the time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Don't buy scales. That way madness lies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

This indeed
If you feel better for losing weight then that'll do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

For most of the time I went by the the notches on my belt going down.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

That is what they are for!
I'm approaching a new notch now! *prouds*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Up or down?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

The right way!
I was starting to "muffin top"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Mine is more of a rubber ring top.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

My jeans are loose enough to need a belt
and only size 12 jumpers fit now, so there is definite progress
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That sounds brilliant!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm only 5'5 tall
ten stone is my target
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That seems like a sensible target
Go AMBERL!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Thank you!
Any less and the shape I am couldn't support it really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Many times this
I weigh myself once a month on the machine in Boots. If I had scales I'd be on them every time I went for a wee.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Shites are heavier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

How much weight have you lost?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

11 pounds over the past four weeks
so not nearly as much as I expected or hoped.

Edit: though it might have been three weeks.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

That is sensible loss though
Too quick and it'll go back on again. Just think in a few weeks that will be a stone and that is fucking brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

^this
Well done Amberl.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Thanks both of you
My aim is to keep it up until Christmas, then try and reintegrate to a more normal diet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Good. You can't keep a diet like that up for very long.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Not at Christmas anyway!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah I reckon four or five months is my limit
I'd miss not being able to have a piece of Christmas cake.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Erm nearly a stone in a month is very quick indeed missy
probably faster than is healthy or necessary.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I've done a fair bit of exercise as well
so I presume I could've built some muscle. But given that I'm stuck on 400 or 500 calories a day, I expected more
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Just keep at it and it will keep coming off
No rush
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

My little sis doesn't eat much and finds it hard to loose weight.
She's had all sorts of tests and they can't find anything wrong with her.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

The bigger you are, the faster you lose
but for the size you are a stone in a month is very quick indeed.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Cheers :)
my family have been fantastic. My poor sister and dad haven't had anything sweet or fattening in a month themselves, and have ended up using the rowing machine and trampolining as well haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

*thinks about size of Amberls chest*
*thinks about the physics involved in trampolining*

*mind boggles*
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

She could earn a fortune letting men watch.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

My bra size is the only thing that hasn't gone down haha
I'm a tiny bit pissed at that. I have to suppress the urge to figure out how much it weighs then subtract it from my total weight for a more accurate figure.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Get someone to weigh your tits
*waheys*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

My boobs shrank to nothing when I lost a lot of weight years ago.
Hence my reluctance to do it again. They're my most redeeming quality.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I wish mine did that
I carry all my excess weight on my front - boobs and big fat wobbly belly. *sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*big fat wobbly belly high fives*

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*truffle shuffles*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I did this, I have to admit.
Apparently I'm carrying an extra stone just on my chest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

^ this
it's ridiculous.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

*faints*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

You should have seen mr b3th's face when he saw me weighing them....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

POIDH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Yes but at least you're saving money
by not having to buy new bras.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

If I was a 32 C
I think I would spend a LOT of money on bras
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Except that you don't have to
because you can get them at primark for a fiver...
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

but her back size will probably still go down
That's what happened to me. And the cup size went UP for christ's sakes
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Yes, because it's the ratio of boob size to back size
I was a 38B, and now I'm a 34C/D apparently.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I started as a 34G
and ended up a 32J. I mean, that's just ridiculous. I feel like Lola Ferrari.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Don't mind me...
I'm just going to sit here quietly lurking while you lot talk about your boobies.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I wouldn't get too excited
Once you get past a certain size, they just look like one of those fat birds off the front of a magazine: 'It took a crane to get me up the stairs!'

I'd be quite happy to lose a few sizes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Ah but the power of the written word allows me to imagine something far more appealing
*imagines*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

My sis is a 38J and was a H when she was pregnant.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

A girl I know went to K whilst pregnant
It was like she had three baby bumps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Did you accidentally feel the wrong bump?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

haha!
It was a one in three chance to get it right. I got it wrong....57 times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*feels*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh behave, you massive pervert.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Never!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)