How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, but getting them in there is a bugger.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My thought proccess to this joke.
"How do you get them to turn the.... what, two? That doesn't make sense, can their tiny hands only turn it... how is this even?.... I don't...... ....... ........... OHHHHHHHHH. Haha".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

This is possibly my favourite joke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the light bulb's really got to want to change.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I like this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Real Men are not scared of the dark.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)