What's black and white and can't go through doors?
a nun with a javelin through her head.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah but I made mine up on the spot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I liked it.
Femenist joke: How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? 2 if you slice them thinly.

ALso: How many pre-menstrual women does it take the change a light bulb? One, and it's NOT FUICKING FUNNY, OK?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

How many babies does it take to decorate a room?
Depends how hard you throw them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Depends how thin you slice them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!!1!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

In my defence, I didn't notice CQ making EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING JOKE just before me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

In your defence you're a spacker

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I concede this point totally
*mongs out*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Like so?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr9k1T-rSQ
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Exactly like that, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I liked the first one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I bet you did.
Counterpoint:
How many men does it take to Iron a shirt?
None, it's women's work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

How many misogynists does it take to change a light bulb?
none. Silly cow can wash up in the dark.

How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
none. Darkness is simply marketed as the new industry standard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)