You need a plumber.
Or perhaps a gas engineer.
I wonder...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He needs one of these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukLzjjiy_c
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Didn't realise you were a HMHB afficianado Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I do love the Biscuit.
Haven't been to see 'em for a couple of years though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Be aware
That they sometimes play as Mother Goose these days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Slightly different lineup
Bald geezer on keyboards.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Have you got a favourite HMHB track or album?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Trying to find Trumpton Riots
But I can't.

Or 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Both from Back in the DHSS
I think 'CSI Ambleside' is one of the strongest albums they've done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Rip off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZymVWuMKVk
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You need to go to the lowest radiator on the system and bleed it
Done.

How much would you have charged me for that you evil bastard?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Bleeding from the lowest point? Interesting.
I wouldn't have charged you, I would simply have vandalised your home and posted about it on the intertube 4 1/2 years ago thus guaranteeing 2 front pages.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Are you telling me
That I've just bounced my heating system into use by a means hitherto unknown to any plumbing engineer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Nah, just wondering why gas sinks to the lowest rad in your house.
What were the symptoms?
Maybe you shifted some sludge?
I'm working blind here, you scallywag!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Air bubble
Bottom and top rad.

Bottom is still on microbore.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Fucking microbore, shite!
Is it a vented system?
Type of boiler?
I WANT FACTS!!!11!1!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

You want facts? I'll give you facts!
You drove pensioners in a minibus to watch you committing carnal acts of a serial but increasing depravitity on a goat. Called Roy.

You set fire to a home for deaf and dumb orphans. Poor fuckers couldn't hear the fire alarm, couldn't shout for help and didn't know the sign language for "Shite - my legs are on fire."

Evil bastard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Looks like i got me a stalker!
Hope you're taking notes, dude ;)
Went for a bit of a hike today, mushroom hunting. 6 miles and 18g of chanterelles!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I'll follow you until I die
I love you so much Blaiareu....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Join the queue, curly ;)
I'm gonna save you til last...

Whitehaven with the goats yesterday, the weather was AWESOME!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I just tried what you said and got a comedy silent-movie oil-in-face punishment in the process.
I've also snapped the radiator key.
Just fuck off right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

hahahahahaha
He Roota. Channel 4 RITE NOW.

It looks like it'll be quotable for years to come.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Ta for that link btw.
Oh and this programme, I wanted to see it but I'm supposed to be doing me nails and the washing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

What one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Job fresh way of thinking

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

That! No problem.
I'm always thinking Roota, my mind moves with the speed of a big cat!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Garfield?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

No. A proper cat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Maru

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Some sort of tiger or snow-cat is what I'm thinking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not a qualified plumber
I learned it all off Laurel and Hardy films.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I proper look like James Finlayson

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Doo-you....
Top marks for knowing who James Finlayson was.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I don't respect those who don't.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I was born in the same town as Arthur Stanley Jefferson
So you've got to learn, and understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Awww, I bought their ale there once.
In Booths.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Arthur Stanley Jefferson
Was Stan Laurel.

Oh. I'm, like, so TRADUCED now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I know.
I bought a Laurel and Hardy ale in a bottle!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Yeah
And you know the Abbey Tavern which was the first pub I ever drank in and if I had an indiornate amount of money I'd buy the bastard.

I could just about raise the asking price but I know what it's like upstairs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

And getting more vandalised and rundown every day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I know.
B3ta pub anyone? I'm up for £5K if I can run it.

It's listed but only grade 2.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)