Yes, I am in a foul mood.
I buried my mate the other day. I'm still in shock, angry and stuck in work now.

Ah fuck it, I'm off for a fag.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*offers manly hug*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Gay sex still counts as losing your virginity you know
you should be pleased.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

What?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Al's being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.
Shame it's about funny as a cancer-riddled Madeliene McCann.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

But not nearly as funny as misspellings

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Wow, I thought BGB wrote that at first.
I reckon BGB should be the only person who is allowed to start her username with the words 'Big'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't worry, I thought it was BGB too
and was genuinely shocked for a second
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

What about if a person's username ended "Lebowski"?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It does?!
*calls every person who has ever mocked me about losing my virginity at 19*

"I was 13 ACTUALLY!!! Hahahahahahaha! And if you don't believe me, there's a police record you can check, they might consider it to be in bad taste to investigate though as the chap who raped me killed himself in prison because it cost him his marriage and his West Bromwich-based soft furnishings business, they were different times and the board of directors was unsympathetic towards the plight encountered by closet gays, it's not like this golden era of tolerance that we live in now"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I think you need to lie down in a dark room - alone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

You know your inner monologue, right?
it's not inner right now. Just saying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

That's down as one of the oddest things I've read all day.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I used to fancy Elaine, do you think this is why she is a lesbien?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

harsh shit.
my condolences.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Many thanks

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)