In theory I should be in a fantastic mood.
I have two amazing work placements for next summer, one at the biggest advertising agency in the world, and my life is pretty dandy at this moment in time. However last night ruined me beyond words. On the plus side I got a really hot girl's number.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why do you have 2?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the university.
I don't need a placement, I got them of my own accord. One month at each, first one throughout July and the second throughout August.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Adverstising agency?
Nice to see you are doing something worthy of your education.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I worked there this summer and loved it.
They've got three floors in one of the buildings at Canary Wharf, the fact that every other office there belongs to a bank is quite telling as to how successful they are.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

They are the worst sort of cunts though?
And that's up against some pretty stiff competition in Canary Wharf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah I know.
But I am a cunt, a massive one. Last night proved that. And as an absolutely amazing bonus, they all get to work in their own clothes. It's heaven for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

As opposed to somebody elses?
Do they draw names out of a hat?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Sorry, I'm still young enough for the phrase own clothes to make sense.
You know what I meannnnnn though. Casual attire.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Advertising is a fucking wicked job, I loved when I worked for advertising agencies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Cheers mate, I absolutely love it.
Although it's annoying that people assume I love it purely because of Mad Men etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I ain't seen MadMen, but it's such a creative job, and you have the potential for your work to be seen by millions of poeple.
What part of Advertising are you working in? I really like getting involved in the whole social networking side of things, as it has interactivity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Print advertising I think.
Well that's what I told them I'd like to do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Cool, what part do you want to play in? I mean, design, ideas, project management (etc) ?
I find the brainstorming section when coming up with those sorts of ideas fasinating and really fun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

yeah, but it is for cunts, though.
Gonz, should I get the new macbook air or is another one due out soon?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

The next announcement is on the 4th of Oct, apparently, I very much doubt they'll update the Air.
The last release was 20th June, you're fine to buy one now. Go for the 13" model for the higher res screen though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Obviously. How can I even consider dwarf goat porn on an 11" screen?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's only an inch less than an A4 magazine, and they seem to do.
Mind you, to a man like me, an inch counts for everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)