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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Of course
my hair is still damp though. Bridezillas is on TV and my friend is here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Well sit by the fire for ten minutes, and I'll get you a bowl of cornflakes but it'll have to be straight to bed after.
And no listening to the radio after you should be asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Are you practicing kissing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
they're too busy pillow
fighting in lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
*pictures*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
that was one of those creepy ones, wasn't it?
sorry, I didn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Too late.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Well he did say he likes BBW porn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)
But you've lost all that weight, so now it would just be BW.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I'm not black

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Is that what the second B stands for?
That can't be right, i've seen lots who weren't black.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:59, Reply)
That sounds really wrong
I think it's Big Beautiful Women, but I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Implied, if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Several times
And nuns. Fat nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Fat nuns........

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Am I wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Seriously?
I think your opinion of me is low enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I wouldn't judge you for liking fat nun porn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Really?
I'll admit to having enjoyed either, but not both at once, as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You haven't searched hard enough
or Rule 35'd it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
it's odd, how you rarely get two niches at once.
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)
you couldn't handle more than one niche at a time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I fucking could!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Are you saying that CQ has a dirty habit

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I'm not to-nsure about it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I'm not really into nuns

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Each to their own

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
*stops digging*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Hahaha
I still take mild exception to the nun comment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)
What? that you'd look sexy in a wimple?
OK, fine, I retract it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)
bookmark it
for reflection and learning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
It just seemed the funny thing to say. :(

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
perhaps
but if you are worried about your image...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
you really don't know me all that well, do you?
fuck my image.

If, on the other hand I had actually offended any on the people i like on here...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)
...then they are weak and must be destroyed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Good point, I am far too soft
then again I don't want to be Al.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I just read 'image' as 'minge'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)
have you got something on your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)
minge, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
One of the questions tonight
was 'What does a knob thatcher do?'

Apparently they make wigs. Which makes sort of sense, when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)
and you put?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
something about rooves (roofs?). I forget.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:17, Reply)
presumably merkins for men

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
What else could we possibly do?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Braid each others hair
or sing into hairbrushes while dancing around to Tiffany records.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
They'll be tryin' to get away, into the night.
Then they'll put their arms around each other and they'll tumble to the ground and then they'll say...

'I think we're along now'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Good ideas thank you
*braids hair and sings*

Now we're going to do that kissing practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Cool.
Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

try, try and try again. suck harder
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)
That's not good kissing advice

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)
It's not even good advice for bleeding a fuel pump
What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Al was talking about sucking seed.....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
the best jokes
are the ones you have to explain
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I have learned from Chompy....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
The worst jokes in teh world
are the ones you marry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)
*agrees*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Ohh I totally missed that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)

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