Fantastic weekend.
And I'm actually looking forward to the three hour train journey in a couple of hours because I'm knackered and I can sleep the entire time. Also going round a girl's house tonight who I've been texting all weekend, only problem is I have no idea what she looks like (except for the fact she's dead slim) or even what her name is.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Brave man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I gave her my number on Thursday and she actually text me.
Problem is I was so drunk like I say I can't remember a thing about her. I think she's a brunette and my mate said she was fit, and he doesn't know that I can't remember what she looks like so he wouldn't have said it if she wasn't in an attempt to trick me. I reckon it's possible to go to hers and not have to use her name the entire time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Ask her if she has a middle name and starting using that
When she kicks off, ask what she prefers to be called.

4. Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I call every girl I know by their surname.
They all say they hate it but they don't really/I like annoying people. But I'm stuck even for that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Hi Miss!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Check the doormat/hall table for post*
/may have been in this predicament before


*this may not help, you may have to call her 'Miss P Jones'(or whatever) all night which might look odd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Check her tattoos

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Nice skills.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Just call her TreacleTits
Women love compliments
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Always with the heavy succesful weekends !!!!!
Have you ever thought to yourself "I know, I had a good weekend last week, and the one before that... This weekend I'll try not doing much, I'm going to take it easy and read a book and roast a chicken instead" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I reckon more weekends than not I don't do much at all.
Especially up in Newcastle. For example this weekend just gone was the first time I had a 48 hour ish session for a good couple months or so.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

A 48 hour sesh !
I don't know how you youngsters do it, back in my hayday, when I was still in the prime of my boogie'ing days, I'd still be at home in bed with a hot cup of hot chocolate and LBC on the radio by 1 in the morning at the latest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

This is why you are not beating the fanny off with a stick.
And Bazz is on a train going to see some slag he chatted up at 3am.

Seemples.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I know this sounds daft.
But only two years ago I could go Thursday to Monday night/Tuesday morning without much trouble. Granted by the Monday night I'd be hallucinating like mad due to lack of sleep (saw giant dragons fly past me in a smoking area once, never been so scared in my life) but I could still do it. Now I cannot think of anything I'd rather do less, I feel ill at the idea of it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I like to get high as much as the next man - possibly a little more so,
but by lunchtime the next day I need sleep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I could do two days and two nights non stop a piece of piss.
But I don't like to, unless the second night you get involved with horse drugs because that gets you bamboozled. If you just keep doing bugle all it does is keep you awake. This weekend worked itself out perfectly. Out Saturday night, then a house party til lunchtime, followed by a few beers/lines round London Fields. Popped home, chilled out for a bit and then went back out about 8pm. Was an ideally paced sequence of events.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You leave Anne Frank alone.
She's suffered enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Check her diary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

This is a great start to the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You forgot this (!)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)