This was my favourite bit
"I flew at the boy, obviously, and tried to persuade him that if he got off the cart and pushed it too, he might deliver my jar of Nescafe a bit quicker, and the donkey would live longer"

Until I read this bit
"After all those endless cookery programmes, why is the best Virgin Atlantic can come up with as a vegan snack a chilly sandwich of two pieces of cucumber and a tomato? I made such a fuss on my flight for being discriminated against I almost precipitated an unscheduled landing"

She's a card isn't she. I imagine her to be a bit like a female version of Rory Lyon. Assuming of course that male really is Rory's real gender.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i can't bear the fail
far too left wing and woolly...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yes, I imagined that probably was your view.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

eeeow
the thought of you imagining anything about me is not a good one, dude
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Not enough talk about tax cuts for the rich and poverty stricken yobbos
being ground to dust underneath the Gucci sandal-clad feet of the ruling oligarchy, eh?
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Nowhere near enough.
Fucking peasants.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)