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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*Orders an egg-mayo and garlic sarnie, just in case*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I'm throwing paracetamol down my neck just in case.
If it gets any worse, I'll hit the big guns. Oh yeah, I'm talking Day Nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Get on the Beechams and have a hot toddy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)
that's the back up plan
Hot toddy, hot bath, cold bedroom, sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)
You should go with the toddy anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I only like them with dark rum
and the only dark spirit we ahve in teh house is whisky. Whisky is urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Well you won't taste the whisky when you put honey and lemon in with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I don't like honey
but I could try brown sugar.

*rolling stones*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)
You fucking deserve to be ill you fussy spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Your sympathy is palpable.
I am overwhelmed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Sorry. That was probably a bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Remove the word 'fussy' and swap it for 'pickey'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Yeah, I love you too Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'll buy you an ice-cream if your throat is still sore.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)
That's certainly better than mr b3th's idea for curing a sore throat

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Has he asked you to 'shut the fuck up' ?
Sorry. I'm being mean this evening
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Let's just say
it involves a used condom and a freezer.

Let us also say, I have never taken him up on this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I like mr b3th
don't supose he's coming to the pier?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)
He most certainly is not.
He has been forbidden from having anything to do with OT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)
You should bring him along.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)
totally!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)
But but but!
then I couldn't flirt shamelessy with everyone, and he might find out my plan to do away with him...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)
He sounds a good sport
I'm sure he'd let us borrow you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I heard Squeeze do cough drops these days.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)
You're having multiple!
Evening berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Night Nurse is the only Over The Counter that I know of that can get me nicely fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I heard if you pour night nurse and day nurse into a glass
they don't mix, but act a bit like a lava lamp.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

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