Free Fair!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Eeeeew!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Steady on.
I'm going to be a cougar, not a kiddy fiddler.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

She loves a bit of noncery.
And luckily, so does he.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Evening Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Evening Jeff.
Jeff, listen. I'm not happy, right? I'm not happy at all. Last night I left Steam downloading Empire: Total War. Downloaded about 6000 Megs, so I paused it so the Mrs could work from home using her VPN, and tonight, I go to start it up again, and it's lost that previous 6000 Meg and is starting again.

What's that all about Jeff? I mean, really Jeff, what's that about?

You all set for the weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It's about you being pussy whipped

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

If it was your brother doing the whipping
i'd be perfectly happy with that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I haven't checked in the last thirty odd years
but I don't remember him having a pussy. He may have had one fitted since he was three, I guess.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I reckon I'm fairly set for the weekend. My rough plan is to come to london, eat some nice food, get drunk and moan about any shit music I'm forced to listen to.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That sounds like a good plan.
I reckon right, I reckon, if you get yourself 3, actually no, call it four, call it four. Get yourself 4 tins of lager, your choice of brand, I don't know what you prefer, but get 4 of them, and drink them at a rate of about 1 every three quarters of an hour on the train down, then when you arrive, you'll be perfectly drunk to really get stuck into a further 4 cans during dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Cans of lager....
I'd probably go for Stella. Although I could bring some cider with me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

You could go for cider, you could
I'd say my only concern were that to be the case Jeff, is that, well, frankly you don't have a good track record, and with stella, well, you know where you are with Stella, but with cider. I don't know Jeff, I'm not sure you know where you are with cider.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm more or less stopped drinking cider as it was giving me chest pains.
I'll get some fizzy-lager. Is there an offy near the restaurant? Obviously, I'll have my 'train' beer, but I'll want to get some cold ones in for the meal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

There is an offy no more than 10 metres from the front door.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

'White Ace' I up landlord!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)