Oh Fuck.
In other news, my co-director that I am joint MD with has just resigned this morning.

I could really do without trying to run it on my own at the moment. Shit. Fuck. Cunt. Wank. Piss.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll do it.
Seriously. I am about to kill my boss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Fuck you I need the money more than you I have to buy a malaysian holiday

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Oh OK then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

malaysian holiday sex change operation.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

M/F/Other

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'll do it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Was it Kristines fault?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Why did he quit anyway?
He hadn't been in the job that long has he?
MD's are cunts fact (no offense)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I sold my company to a larger one earlier this year. He was MD of that business and we became joint MD's of the larger group that we created. He's been running their business for 6 years and has had enough.

Means I will be sole MD (subject to shareholder approval) which isn't a bad thing except I have got a lot else on with the baby, possibly moving house etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

This sounds good to me though?
No?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Lot of stress innit.
Battered get a good PA if you haven't got one already.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

But he is already a director

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I have no idea how big the buisness is.
I know plenty of places that don't have specific PA's but share admin resources, someone who basically organises your life like a good PA can will make thinks a lot easier.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

We will turn over about £7m this year.
EBITDA of £800k but we are clearing down bank debt so not paying out dividends.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

It is a lot of stress which is one of the main reasons I sold my business. Worrying about meeting payroll every month is extremely stressful when things are tight.
I have a good PA thankfully.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

It could be - if only I had the time to do it properly - it's a lot more work for me and we have complimentary skills which has been good for the success of the business.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

No-one lower down who would be good as a replacement?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

We don't have a proper succession plan in place.
I am sitting down with my HR director at lunchtime to discuss options.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Be sure to mention "psychochomp off of the internet"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

"he can do spreadsheets and sarcasm"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Charming and witty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

"he looks like David Yelland but with more hair"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Charming and WITTY

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

"the paperclip whisperer"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

CHARMING AND WITTY!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

hahaha - best sub thread of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

hahahaha!
I spy a sig in the making
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)