That is actually not bad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

a man is seeing his son off on his first date
"don't forget to wear one of those things..." he says as his son heads done the garden path.
"you mean a condom?"

"no a hat, you little ginger shit"
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Also not bad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

After hours of troubled labour a woman finally gives birth,
the newborn is rushed out of the room followed by medical staff. After an hour the doctor comes back in.
"I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news for you." he says.
"oh god I'll have the bad news first please doctor"
"well I'm afraid your son was born ginger" he says sadly
"oh no, that's terrible how could this happen, but what's the good news?" she says welling up.
"he died"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

oof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

*jazz hands*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

^ your best post to date by far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

the bar was set fairly low by the motherfucking puns, in all fairness

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

^FACT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Spag-ney and Lacey

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Sister-cian Monks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Monk is a tv show, but I don't get this one at all

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Gaddchester

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Michael Jackson - 'Gadd'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Dave Clark Five - 'Gadd All Over'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Status Quo
Gadding All Over The World
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Gadd About You

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Gadd Men

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It's a Gadd, Gadd, Gadd, Gadd World

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Gadurday Night's Alright for Gadding.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Agadin.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
...hang on
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Tune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Far from the Gadding Crowd

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Nurse Gaddis Emanuel.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Saint Francis of Ass-sis-i

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

The Scissor Sisters

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Sister Sledge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

The Under(age)tones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Cock off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I don't get this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

you don't get off cock?
you must be dreadfully sore
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I don't get off on fucking my underage sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

The Final Bertdown.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Pointer Sisters

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)