Anyone got an old copy of Diablo II: Lord of Destruction they don't want anymore?
If so, drop me a gaz please.

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( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:36, 80 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

wtf is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Alright Monty?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Alright you utterly massive quender bumlicky man-ho

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Oh Monty you are funny.
I know you're hot for me.

But less of the bumlicky please, my little pickle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:50, Reply)

But you said you LIKED that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I really cannot see why anyone would get any stimulation
from tongueing someones anal pucker. Either party, for that matter. I'll try many things but snogging someones ringpiece is not one of them.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

me neither
and yet i've been asked to do it on several occasions. eeeow. on one occasion i faked it with a sponge. he fell for it when drunk, but the morning after i got rumbled.

i suspect he was actually relieved.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Eew Monty you dirty, dirty boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Why does this sound dirtier than a chimney sweep's armpit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Your mind swipe, your mind is smuttier than the top shelf in Londis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

sponges aren't dirty
except when thy've been round someone's arse, i guess
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Succinct and accurate summary, goodly wench

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:23, Reply)

ahahaha
sponge fakery. I have never been asked, fortunately. Ball licking, yes. Starfish sucking, no.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Ball licking is fine
As is gentle sucking or whatever is required.

But barking spider lovin'?

HELL NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:24, Reply)

the respectable looking old chap i'm sat next to on the train
has just caught sight of this conversation. Poor bastard looks both shocked and faintly ill now.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:30, Reply)

haha, serves him right for snooping
HEY! GUY NEXT TO BERK! YOU SMELL OF WEE AND LIKE TO LIVK BUMHOLES!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

he's just jealous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Um, Berk...
Nobody was offering.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

monty was

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Pssst
That's swipe. There was user name japery today. I think at one point there were five or six montys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:31, Reply)

i know
but I think that claiming Monty promised bumlicking services is productive.

so why?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

He was throwing a hissy fit about someone nicking his user name

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

bless

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I wasn't requesting, you raging spam wrangler.

(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I will have to have a good search for it
but if I've still got it then I've got the expansions as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

epic.
Its just the CD key that I need really.
( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Factoid
My mum has a copy
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:13, Reply)

hmmmmmmm
copy fanny busted wide open like the channel tunnel after i barged my way out of it head first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

My little brother just sort of fell out

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I've seen the size of your head
I would not be letting it near my delicate ladyflower.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I do have an enormous head, it's true.
However, it's worth pointing out that were it in your womb you wouldn't have much choice.

Taking them out of the sunroof wasn't all that popular in 1980.

Flower? Balls. Triffid, more like.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

don't put your head in her womb, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I won't be, don't worry.
It's a wasteland in there.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:29, Reply)

correct
you will never get an invitation to treat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Spits poison and eats men alive?

(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Into film^

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Evening quenders
Sorry, that's not one of my games, I'm afraid. have you tried demonoid or somewhere?

Me and the old chap are about to watch a film. Anyone seen Blood Out? Might it be worth the effort or a pile of wanky toss? imdb only gives it 4.2/10, but mr b3th likes big explosions and guns and fighting and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

evening
3 days to pierbash! not that i'll be there :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Yes you will
because you will throw a sickie. If you don't, we'll call your college and say there's an emergency and you need to come to weston immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:33, Reply)

er
what kind of emergency could possibly require people to go TO weston?

to evacuate it, yes...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Watch Azumi instead

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Are you having ping spikes on WoW?
It's fucking unplayable for me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

next time you sit at home all flushed and covered in your own spunk...
after yet another frenzied wanking session over your flatmate having sex in the room next door and that familiar sense of loneliness and desolation creeps into your sweaty little soul and you wonder why you can never ever get laid by the hotties of MK...

^^ THIS IS WHY ^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:44, Reply)

You know how sometimes you can tell exactly who's written a post before you see the user name?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

crude, cheap and ultimately pointless, you mean!?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I meant your reply to him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

So did she

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

my learned friend is correct
he may be crude and pointless, but he's definitely free rather than cheap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

doh

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

aight Swipington.
I have some excellent hip hop on the now. You fancy some linkage?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

firstly, sorry but i am at work and cannot open said links
secondly, you know how much i loathe that nasty shit. if it hasn't got h & claire in it, i'm not listening to it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

It's laid back shit.
Dr Octagonecologyst.

How are you anyway? I haven't seen you round here for ages. When is it that you are going raving with the boyf, and where are you raving? Just remember to stock up on bumbles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

we are going to some oldskool thing on a boat
he is not my bf. he is a boy that i am seeing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

He is therefore your boyf.
Oldskool is gash. Unless it is jungle. Electronic stuff is forward-looking, so why old skool stuff takes place is beyond me.

But yeah, stock up on bumbles beforehand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Hello!

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Was earlier.
Servers are being reset in anticipation of 4.3 this week.
( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)

CREATE RAP MUSIC 'COS I NEVER DUG DISCO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Sounds like something my brother would have
I'll ask him if you want, he doesn't really do computer games now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

alright Amberl?
What do you think of this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZZjvYxQAo&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL7524A5203DD1896B
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm good cheers
went a bit mad on the gin drinking. I like the song, added.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Excellent.
That's Kool Keith as Dr Octagon. He used to be in the Ultramagnetic MCs and is a fine, fine rapper.

If you let that play out, it's a playlist of the Dr Octagon record. It came out on Mo Wax in the UK. I am a Mo Wax obsessive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Thanks, I'd really appreciate it.

( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

so where's everyone hiding?
Have you all gone to the secret cool board?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

i'm hiding in a box

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)

how's the pooter today?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

i have not
switched it on, just in case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)

you're so brave

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

hey
i've done my brave thing for this year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

me too.
But yours was braver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

i'll be honest
i'd stick to mine, falling from heights sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

yeah, but i had a safety line, you didn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Watching Britain's Next Top Model final
still tired from last night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I've just got home
Each to their own, but a thread about computer games is going to leave me cold.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

then join in the bumlicking
subthread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Maybe time for a new thread.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

go on then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Peer pressure
Go on then. What do you want?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Whatevs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I hate it when the hold the 8 upside down on Come Dine with Me
Really pisses me off
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)