You could cover yourself in sprouts and gravy
and lie there looking seductive and say "tuck in" and then your mum would say "I'm not very comfortable with you doing that on the dining table"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I think I'll save that one for when tennis boy and I live together
although neither of us like sprouts and he isn't northern enough to want to lick gravy off anything.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I reckon if the gravy was on your lady bits
he'd lick it off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I really don't think so.

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

He is gay
Only outcome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I think him and swipeys fella get all really well.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'd bet they would lick gravy off each other

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Does he at least dip potatoes into gravy?
Or save a small one to clean the plate at the end?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)