I'm not sure what the missus does with turkey at Christmas
but it tastes bloody lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She's just magic your mrs.
Got an e-mail from the wife yesterday asking if your mrs worked in her office as there was a women behind her who sounded just like her. I asked if she was farting and swearing every other word and she said she wasn't, so I said it must have just been someone who sounded like her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Ah well then
Christmas at yours for me this year, eh DG? ;)
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Can I come?
Every Christmas, there's an argument between my Stepmum and I.

Last Christmas she told me off for drinking too much, despite the fact I was drinking the bottle of wine she'd bought me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

She probably didn't expect you to down it from the bottle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Of course she did!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)