Christmas will be a logistical nightmare, as usual
Three sets of parents in four (hopefully six) days, several hours driving and the cost of hiring a car on top of everything else. It's not like when Santa was real.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pick two of the three out of a hat
and tell them to get fucked.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Stay at home
Problem solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Very much this
although you could just stay at home and if they give a shit about you, they could come to you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Wait, how come you have 3 sets of parents?
are you cloned or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Norwich innit
I'm guessing two sheep and 6 cabbages will also turn up as potential parents, and 3 brothers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I have one and the missus has two
After last year we came very close to saying "fuck this - we'll be at ours, you know where it is" but my Mum loves the family Christmas and I'd feel horrible about not going to Notts. It's Ms Foxtrot's extended family who are the nightmare.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Alternative, much scarier answer.
Yes I am.

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF ME.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

If there were two of you would you bum yourself
and would it be gay?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

The age-old dilemma, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Ever since cloning/time travel was first proposed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I don't think of it as gay
More pointless. With my anal gape and his (my) girth, it's like drilling a hole in a volcano
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Confusing but funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm insulting myself on TWO LEVELS
Just trying to save you all time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)