Not really.
What about your (admittedly successful) attempt at 'Victorian homosexual rapist'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Really?
And you invited him on Saturday?

You know there are going to be some sexy kids, right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Wrong

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Oh I know all right.
It's OK, Blousie has promised to keep me on a lead, so all the kiddies will be safe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When you say "lead" do you mean she is going to truss you up like a chicken and digitally violate you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

One lives in hope Stunned, one lives in hope.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I think you're thinking of someone else here.
Not to deflect the insult, I have done some bad things in my time, but I cannot think to which 'look' you allude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Stupid facial hair
and a penchant for top hats etc. - by your own admission, - makes you, in my eyes, what I would call a 'steampoof'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Penchant is a little strong.
I do own one bun not worn it since I was clean shaven. Still I was wondering what to wear to the party, might see if my tailcoat has shrunk in the wardrobe...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I have a tailcoat
I bought it for a burlesque photoshoot which never happened. I've never actually worn it.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'm going to have to get a tailcoat for Ballroom competitions soon
You're about 5'11", right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

more like 4'11"
I'm 5'11" though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Under 5 foot is medically a midget I believe
and I'm short but I'm not that short.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

but are you closer to 4'11" or 5'11"?
In other news, shit, I dated a midget......
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Hang on
You're the same height as me as well as having the same name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm actually 5'11.75" tall if that helps.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Christ, I thought I had a complex about not hitting 6 foot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

We are one.
Now give us a go on your girlfriend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

She hates facial hair
Sorry mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's OK mate I don't do blondes as a rule
I think maybe I am the evil (and thus much cooler) version of you, it's well known that evil twins often sport a beard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Twins are the same age genius

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

In my parallel dimension time evidently moves a bit faster.
Do keep up of i shall start calling you "Junior".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I need a cane really to complete the look.
No time to get one before Saturday, anyway not sure about fancy dress, even if it is a party. I might dig out my suit and wear it with army boots just to annoy Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

He isn't going...

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

He's not coming

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The sheer knowledge of it will annoy him

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Well said.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I thought that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You own one bun?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

n t

My apologies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)