I am hurt and upset by this slander.
I've gone from 'lazy lob-on' to 'acorn' in two seconds flat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's not slander, you bell-end.
Excited about your party?
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

libelols

( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

String him up, judge.
It's the only language he understands.
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

As a renowned language Nazi he shall be delivered unto his maker via the most ironic of punishments.
Hoist by his own petard.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Hoisted.
Peckerhead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Oh dear.
Edit: by this I mean you're wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Some frantic Googling reveals both are OK.
Yours seems to be the "original" Shakespearean.

The peckerhead is retracted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It's 'hoist', I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh Monty
did you see I called you a bell end earlier.

You bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I didn't.
I could pretend I did? Would that be OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

No. Look here.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1371301

I call you a bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I am a bellend.
It's there in black on grey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I knew you'd come around.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

For ’tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar, an’t shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon.
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Mmmm, imagining you saying "blow" made me all hard.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Well, it's somewhere to put your onion rings later.

( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly
I'm on a diet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Well that makes several of us.

( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Surprisingly altruistic!
How sweet.
You're still a bell-end though.
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

A smelly, cheesy one at that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I haven't been excited about a party since 1945.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Your 18th?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

If I am entitled to a committee vote then
POTD.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I vote that you work in the savoury preserves industry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Hahaha.
Onion marmalade?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I think we both know what I'm talking about.
You like nothing better of a night out than to 'bring on the Branston' round the back of Chariots Roman Spa in Arseditch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)