I like my new house and I'm buying a tarantula.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like my birthday presents.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I like...
Old movies...

Fucking hell I hate that advert. So fucking twee.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

what did you get?
happy birthday you old bugger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

It's on Friday, I opened them early.
Book on Fender guitars and a Jimi Hendrix action figure.

And a 'will fuck for drugs' keyring about which I am undecided.

(thanks btw)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

why would you do that, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

To appear 'cool' and 'goth'.
Unless you keep them in tropical heat at great expense they remain almost immobile. Someone I hate has one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Narrow it down, would you?
"Someone I hate" encompasses half the universe.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

99.98% ACTUALLY
OK, his name is (hopefully 'was') 'Phil Mackrell' and he's a buck-toothed knobend in whose house I used to smoke pot when I was about 16. He was older and had his own place, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

He was a nonce by the sound of it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

His wife was my mate's elder sister.
She had EPIC JUGS.

Even so, there was more than a whiff of noncery about him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

so why do you hate him?
or do you not need a reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)