I wrote a spectacular notice letter when I left my last job
but when I showed it to a colleague he pointed out that I shouldn't burn my bridges and reminded me that I still had to work my months notice. Now I have been securely in my new job I wish I had sent it. I can't remember the whole letter but words like embezzlement, corruption, bullying and Fatty Arbuckle were used.
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's never worth it. You end up looking like a bitter twat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Agreed
Which is why mine read dear sir blah blah thanks for the last 3 years mnay fond memories etc
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I like the fact the directly below fond memories is AMNESIA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You threatened to shove a champagne bottle up their cunt?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

he was a cunt
but I don't think he had one of his own but if he did and I did shove a champagne bottle up it it certainly wouldn't have been neck end first.
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Just because I am a pathetic individual
and a massive geek about comedy, I feel compelled to point out that Fatty Arbuckle never did this.

It's OK to hate me, I'm used to it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

The actually usage was
You're like Fatty Arbuckle without the comedy genius. I had just watched a rather good off Broadway production of Mack and Mabel and his name was in my head.
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Ha.
That is a perfectly acceptable usage of his name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

That is fine
but I find it more entertaining to believe that he did.
(I am going to read up on it though)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Mick Jagger didn't eat a Mars bar out of that bints twat either
it was a Marathon.
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I've just had a quick read up on it
Fucking hell, there were some bastards involved in those trials.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

yup

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

The woman who claimed to be a witness, and the prosecuter especially so.
Plus the female juror in the first trial, I hope her minge fell out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I forget their names,
but yes, the female witness extortioner.

Which apparently doesn't mean she could cross her ankles behind her neck as I first thought.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

He didn't do anything
except have the misfortune to have a woman die in a hotel room in his vicinity. Assuming I'm thinking of the right person.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Hmmm sounds guilty to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

he was a lolfatty.
so he was definintely guilty of inhalation of class A pies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Being fat is a crime, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)

depends.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

She didn't even die there
she was found ill and died 2 days later
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)