Lady Diana.
The queen of all our hearts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd smash her back doors in
back car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Bet she took it up the shitter, willingly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

And unwrapped arse to mouth

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

What a filthy bitch she was.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She was an ATM machine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She used to insist on it.
She'd say "Stunned, you haven't fucked one up the shitter."

And I'd say "Sorry m'lady, I thought you wanted it hard and fast in the gob first?"

To which she would retort "No Stunned, one wants one to give one one, in the fucking arse"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

This may be a controversial point of view here, but I'm going to say it anyway.
I think that Camilla (as a young woman) was far more attractive than that dopey seatbelt-eschewing twat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I wouldn't argue with that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

She also looks better than Diana now
Diana is now a ZILF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Googles
Ewwwwwwww
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm talking comparatively here
If the choice was Camilla or Diana, I'd choose Camilla.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

She was a right slag, the night she died, she was all over the driver!
...And the bodyguard, and the windscreen, and the radio...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)