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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You. I miss you, you quivering lump of a man, you.
I can still smell you on my pillow. why oh why did you have to wipe your bum with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
'somebody' was telling me last night how aces you are.
Are they to be believed?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)
It depends who was saying, it really.
But yes, actually I am pretty ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I've always thought so.
I hope you have a smashing time on holiday.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Why, thank you very much.
I can't wait. Just me, a beer, peri peri chicken and a week of CONSTANT VIGILANCE so no-one does a McCann on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
What you are, old stick, is pretty *short*.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
5'7" IS A TOTALLY AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
+ IN THE C17TH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
WHICH IS WHERE YOUR HAIR COMES FROM!!!ONE!1ELEVEN!!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
and his world view

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This what happens when we hurt each other, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I used to like it when we hurt each other.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

5' 10" actually
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I'm 6'1" in heels.
But that's only every other weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Really?
Yay! I'm tall!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Your hair doesn't count I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)
The hair makes me about 6'2"
In other words; it needs cutting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)
My height maikes me 6'2", but I am a beast of a man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Give my regards to Skeletor
I enjoyed his late-90s Boston-set legal comedy-drama.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)
You really don't do yourself any favours, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)
First absurdly thin person I could think of
You got it, anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I'm quite the expert on Masters of the Universe, me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I think I've missed something here...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)
It was a young gentleman of our acquaintance
who until latterly had a big, girly haircut and a penchant for drinking too much beer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Oh, well he is very biased.
I let him watch muscly men punch each other at my house, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Were they oiled and naked?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
The Transporter is an excellent film

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Half naked.
You could say they were fisting each other in the ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
If it was Flim-Flam, she's biased

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
She'd never say that about me.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This reminds me of a picture I sent you ages ago

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
*searches email*
Oh. Oh *that* picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Yep, that one.
Not the one from the other day. Although I am super proud of that one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Where has she gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Didn't we decide he'd killed her a while back?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Under the brand new patio
Atcually, she was still alive at the end of August, I have evidence of that.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
See, this is *evidence*.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
She's really homophobic
so when you started posting a lot she went off to Mabazritchie's messageboard instead. Pretty sensible move if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Was he the guy who was going to "do" Enzyme?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
When you say "Do"...?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Some sort of fisticuffs...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I remember that....utter mentalist
I do hope he's wearing a nice straightjacket somewhere.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
He "knew where Enzyme lived"
Then someone stalked him across the internet and published the results. He was a regular on some sort of C-18 forum. Nice guy by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)
What Kroney said below
Probably the origin of the phrase "I'm not a homosexual, but the guy who I'm bumming might be".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)
It's only gay if you take it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)
It's only gay if you push back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)
or push back
[edit] mindpiss again.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I thought he was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I am joking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)
You're still in touch though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I see him at rallies occasionally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Yep, the mentalist

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Yeah, for a homophobe, he seemed awfully keen on that.
Still, they do say it's mostly transference, don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
*something about Cotton Eye Joe*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

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