Southeastern trains
Just provided me with a birthday commute. The fucking cunts.

On the upside, McDonalds breakfast and Krispy Kreme. I love being 38.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy Birthday.
I don't know you so I haven't made you a card, but you can look at Monty's tomorrow and image I made something equally funny for you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I look forward to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah, happy birthday Stunno

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Thanks, man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm looking forward to eating so many spicy poos
that I actually shit myself in the restaurant to make room for more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You're their dream customer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm going to take a jigsaw
and cut a hole in the bottom of my chair, and my trousers, so I don't have to sit in my own waste.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Animal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Happy Birthday mate
My gift to you is the persistent rumour that Roy Keane is being lined up as McClaren's successor.

*something about a frying pan*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I hadn't heard that. Here's hoping.
Mucho gracias for the felicitations.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)

My sister said "At least Keane would be a good motivator"
I replied "So would a fucking Bengal Tiger, and it couldn't be a worse tactician than Schteve"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Nothing like a smack in the mouth to motivate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Worked for Cloughie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Did you hear that DiT got a marathon place?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

His first choice of Twix didn't come through then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

He was too busy dancing the Twirl

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I heard he was too busy watching Dog the Bounty Hunter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Then he turned over to ITV4 which was showing John Carpenters The Ghosts of Mars.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

And then looked into the night sky and saw a Starburst.


Bloody hell, that was weak.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Surely he saw the Milky Way?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Or Mars?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1374345`
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It was a long way 'twix Mo and stunned.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1374329
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

That's not a pun though
so...um...yeah...that's my excuse. it's not that i didn't read it properly at all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*coughs and looks embarrassed*
Give me a break, I am hung over to fuck.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'm the same
Although I discovered a terrible, terrible takeaway treat last night, which I'm craving again. Large cheeseburger, topped with doner meat and an egg.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

When are you ever not hungover?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

When he's drunk?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

^^Pretty much this

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

If you ever need to talk about this...
I'm something of an expert.


/not sure if it was clear that I am joking...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

To be fair, every time I've ever met AA he's been drinking

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Burger with doner meat and an egg?
I think I have said before that you are very wise for one so young.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I saw it advertised, and decided I must have one.
It was rather excellent, if a little difficult to eat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Sounds awesome. I am going to have one tonight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Good man

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Thank you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

He'd need very good eyesight
Or a high vantage point. Like the top of a Double Decker bus.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Really? Er, lucky bastard...
...honest. I don't think I've ever seen Ms Foxtrot so relieved as last night.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Happy Birthday you old troll
Bagels on me on Saturday eh?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Are you not around for the curry old bean?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah, I am
I was just propositioning you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*accepts bagel*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Is "bagel" some kind of gay slang?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

It is with chutney on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Salt beef and gherkin!
Phwwwoar
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)