Enter the wrong hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Phallus in Blunderland

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

*golf clap*
Bumderland
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I thought I made it clear this morning.
She proceeded to give me quite literally the worst blowjob in the world so I told her to stop, got dressed and left. But no she's already text me asking what I'm doing today. Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

They can't be worse than my mum's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Or mine.
Just to be clear, I mean my Mum's
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Course you do, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)