I never thought you were a girl, until you kept denying it.
Now I think you're a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

+on a night bus to MK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

OMG! I saw this really HOT GUY on the night bus to MK on Saturday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

"Does this hankie smell of chloroform to you?"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*sniffs*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nah she was near Euston and an actress
and she gave me a whole packet of tobacco when she saw me rolling up. I think it was because she was "giving up"
Very vague memory of the whole event, but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

She totally wanted you.
It's obvious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Actually thinking back it was probably just an akward conversation at 2am.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Is it possible that you mugged her and stole her tobacco?
But in your drink-fuddled memory it was a pleasant conversation where you were witty and charming and she willingly handed it over?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Nah I already had tobacco, that wouldn't have made any sense.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Drunken muggings rarely do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I DIDNT MUG HER!
I didn't even have an extra phone the next day or nothin.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Just a pair of ladies underwear in your pocket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

and scratch marks on his arms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

armspenis
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I do that myself it's the only way I can VISUALISE THE PAIN!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You'd never be so careless as to leave your DNA under their nails, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

That's what pliers are for!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

They're mine.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)