OW!
For fuck's sake. The sportsback gave out on Friday evening, leading to a weekend where I have slept for approx 7 hours. I am literally surviving on coffee at the moment.

How have you managed to injure yourself recently?

Alt:
Gossip from the MechaB@$h please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:46, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Smashed my head into a table on Saturday night
Not sure how that happened, but it's been quite sore since.

Alt: I wish I'd gone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Impressive stuff, you mong!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

If only Whigfield had done the same
/late joke took too long to occur to me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Burnt my wrist cooking.
alt: had to pull out of attending the bash - my wife needed help with the baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Is your "Baby Batter"(ed) OK?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

All good thanks. My wife still isn't 100% well and is done in by the evening so needs my help.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

So is mine and the kids are 4 and 2!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh terrific. Thanks for that!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

If you had pulled out of your wife
You would have been able to attend
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I bruised my ribs falling on to a washing line pole sticking out of the ground.
It was the worst three weeks of my life, it was in May and I have hayfever. Sneezing was agony.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Oof, fucking hell
I bruised my ribs a few years back, thankfully there was no sneezing, but it wasn't pleasant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I tore a muscle in the bottom of my back a few years ago
Fuck me that hurts when you do anything.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

My Dad did the same a few years back, I had to help him to his chair from where he'd done it
It was a bit frightening, we were very thankful when it turned out to only be a muscle injury, rather than a slipped disc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

5 days of absolute agony
I lost 8 hours when I took the painkillers though. Once I came back from the "trip" to find myself sitting on the sofa with a pizza, can of Coke and the footy on, which wasn't too bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Haha, nice!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I ripped my achilles tendon by stepping off a kerb a few years ago.
That was painful.

No gossip, I wasn't there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Owowowowowowow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Fucking hell.
That just sounds painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

It was.
Thing is, I didn't realise I'd torn it for about 9 months and just thought I had a slightly gyppy ankle. It was the last mile of a five mile walk that convinced me to go to the quack about it. Four weeks of physio later and it was fine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Considering I've heard a guy who had previously broken his neck refer to his ripped achilles tendon as 'the worst pain of my life'
It seems clear to me that you're simply hard as nails.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Raaaaaar.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Northern

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I have a dodgy ankle that keeps giving me jip but no idea how I buggered it up.
I got a bit drunk and danced.

I have been at work an hour and I'm already depressed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I'm going to apply for a job later.
I'm just psyching myself up for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Doing what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Project co-ordinator for a well established housing charity in Gosforth.
Whilst it's a bit different to what I was doing previously, the skills set is pretty similar, and the salary is broadly comparable to what I was on, just a couple of grand less to start with.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Sounds good!
Fingers crossed for you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm probably getting my hopes up too early.
But the job stood out as a shining beacon swimming in a polluted sea of utter shite, so it's a start.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Good luck petal.
*crosses fingers and toes*
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ta.
Did you have a good weekend?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It was lovely.
But now I am depressed : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

That's the trouble with nice weekends and work.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Bastard bosses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm a bit confused, why is the word 'I' capitalised, but not the word 'You' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I'm now confused about what you mean Gonz!
Cool tattoo BTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Thank you ! I like it too. I want another one on the other side, don't know what to say yet.
Well, when you write the sentance "Why am I here?", the 'I' is capitalised, because it's a person and they deserve the respect of a capitalised letter. So why isn't 'Me' and 'You' capitalised, because that's refering to a person too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Have you made yourself sick on baklava yet, Gonz?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

As long as the mouth hole is in the right place you should be able to keep it on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Nah', I only had one piece, because I'm at that stage of fatness where my moobs are being supported by my stomach...
... so really could do without eating 3 entire tupperwear boxes of backlava.

The piece that I did have though was a devine pleasure sent from an angel, there is no better backalava in the world as the one in my cupboard.

I came up with a wicked idea, you know how you get chocolate bars, like Mars and all that. Well, if you covered the backlava with chocolate, then it wouldn't get your hands all sticky and you could package it and sale it in shops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

This sounds like an idea.
Personally I'm not keen on the stuff as it's way too sweet for my palate. She did make an extra batch of syrup for it, so it's well sticky.

She forgot to take a batch for clendrix when she left yours, so if you see her there's some for her and Wooks to share.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm using this as leaverage to make sure Clendrix meets up with me soon.
I found Tu's backlava not too sweet, normally it's a lot more sweat and sticky than that, and it's also normally a lot thinner. But there are so many different small snacky squares combinations of filo, nuts and syrup that fall under the catagory of 'backlava', this is right up there with the best though, it's more of a desert than a with-fresh-tea-or-coffee snack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I have never had this
After a quick Google I regret this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Mmm... baklava
Doesn't need chocolate though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It's so you can eat it without the need of tishews.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

It is that good you spunk?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*orders container full and sorts out Greek debt in one morning*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I have a blister on the bottom of my bitg toe, does that count?
Alt: I wasn't there, but I can only assume everyone left after the 5th hawkwind medley
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

My pride is hurt.
My head still hurts.

I have only just recovered enough to be able to drink water without shaking.

Alt: Everyone was nice. It looked like they were having a good time. Someone upset Gonz (may have been me, I don't think it was).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

They may have looked that way, but they were dying inside
have a little gin to steady you hand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Ha. More than likely.
Gin? I just did a little bit of sick in my mouth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Did it taste of gin?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

No, shame.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Best of all the mixers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Why is your pride hurt?

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

He crashed and burned with Darth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It has never happened
His new nickname is Ronnie Barker - Open All Hours
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Lost my cashpoint card and fell over.
Scuffed my elbows up.

Always losing stuff with the drinking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Ha!
*sings*

'you fell over'
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

*she fell over*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Impressive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Oh, don't worry about me, I just don't like being around drugged up people, they make me nervous, they're unpredictable and no concept of personal space.
I'm not upset, I honestly am not, but I just took myself out of that enviroment because I don't like it and want nothing to do with it. It was a drugs-party, I'm not complaining because it would be like going to a creche and complaining about the kids. It was _your_ birthday party, you should be able to do what you want, and I'm pleased you had a good time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Fair enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I wasn't on drugs.
You should have hung around with me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You totally should have done, Gonz. She's fab.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Aww! fanks hon : )
You're a bit speshul too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

SPEEEEE-SHUUULLLLLLL!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I had a flatmate who used to take a load of coke, the sort of things he would do while on coke are :-
- Intently look at anyone who else I bought back to my flat like they're shitting on photos of his dead relitives, quietly steaming and getting agitated.
- Look at rape and animal pornography with a combination of extreme laughter and concentration.
- Tell stories about smashing up places and what he'd like to do to anyone female on the screen; generally iligel vile stuff.
- Slowly turn me against 80% of my friends, friends from childhood, who used my place as a drug den as his guest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

- If a conversation came up and you didn't agree with him 100%, a converastion about anything, from Immigration and Politics to Football. He would shout to the point of spitting until you agreed with him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

... with an emotional turning circle of a 50p piece.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oh dear. He sounds vile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Sounds lovely.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Sounds like you lived with someone mentally unwell who would occasionally use massive drugs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Monty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Well, for the last 2-3 months it was at least twice a week.
I can handle most mentally ill people, got lots of experiance with that. I've never been around coked up people and thought "You know what, what they're saying is very deep and meaningful, I wish they would stand a bit closer to me, I really feel a connection between the two of us.".

And yes, you could say there is an element of hypcoracy with the amount of opiats I take, but I'm not taking them for recreational reasons.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I fell in love with a girl on the night bus home from the bash.
No real gossip as far as I know, nice to meet some new b3tans good to see some one's I've met before. I drank too much and left too late but that's about it really.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

*white stripes*
Shit song, good video
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I chipped a nail yesterday*
but I rarely engage in activities likely to cause injury.
Alt: Wish I could have gone, but I couldn't. I think people managed to enjoy themselves despite this.

*I realise this isn't helping the people who think I am a girl
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I never thought you were a girl, until you kept denying it.
Now I think you're a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

+on a night bus to MK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

OMG! I saw this really HOT GUY on the night bus to MK on Saturday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

"Does this hankie smell of chloroform to you?"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*sniffs*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nah she was near Euston and an actress
and she gave me a whole packet of tobacco when she saw me rolling up. I think it was because she was "giving up"
Very vague memory of the whole event, but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

She totally wanted you.
It's obvious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Actually thinking back it was probably just an akward conversation at 2am.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Is it possible that you mugged her and stole her tobacco?
But in your drink-fuddled memory it was a pleasant conversation where you were witty and charming and she willingly handed it over?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Nah I already had tobacco, that wouldn't have made any sense.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Drunken muggings rarely do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I DIDNT MUG HER!
I didn't even have an extra phone the next day or nothin.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Just a pair of ladies underwear in your pocket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

and scratch marks on his arms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

armspenis
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I do that myself it's the only way I can VISUALISE THE PAIN!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You'd never be so careless as to leave your DNA under their nails, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

That's what pliers are for!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

They're mine.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

On the injury front
I was at a wedding a couple of years ago and drank way too much free champers in the afternoon, followed by much wine and beer afterwards. There was a free bus laid on to get people home, and the missus fell asleep so by the time I got her awake we'd missed our stop and had to walk half a mile back to ours. As soon as the fresh air hit us both we were wobbling all over the place like two uncoordinated Weebles.

She fell over, I bent down to pick her up, at which point gravity took over and I faceplanted the pavement, splitting the top of my nose open down to the bone. This was at the end of two weeks leave, so when I went into work on the Monday I had a nice, raw injury and two incredibly black eyes. Very professional.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I remember the photo you posted
Ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Still, I got another scar to add to the collection.
The best ones are from when my ex mother in law's cat slid down my arm after she got a fright. They've faded a bit now but for years I looked like a fucking self harmer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Without wanting to tempt fate
I've been relatively spaz-free recently. But my dear husband managed a trip to A&E with his heart condition on Friday, followed by doing something unpleasant to his achilles tendon once they let him back home. Flid.

EDIT: he's just phoned me from work to tell me he's fallen up some stairs. I may need to start investigating care homes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

That is love, right there
Please tell me you did the mong hands to him?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I was too busy rushing out of the door to go to pierbash.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You are now going to fall down an open manhole cover, you do realise this don't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

A lad I know did that, the council had removed the cover, and put a plastic cover over the top of it
But there were no signs around it, and the barrier wasn't set properly, so when the dumb fuck was walking over it, he put one foot onto the cover, which shifted, dropping one of his legs down the hole.

I'll admit, I laughed when I heard about it, as it sounded funny. When it turned out he'd fucked his knee because of it, I felt a little bit guilty. Then laughed again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I've done it once, near a bus stop.
A girl I never met laughed so hard she then proceded to ring her friends to tell them what just happened.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

That was nice of her.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'd have done that too.
But I'd would have waited until he'd run off in shame first.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Chompy's beard reminds me of James Dean Bradfield
Just the beard.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Your blond hair reminds me of many fine Aryan friends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I don't have blond hair
But if it makes you feel any better, you can call me Siegfried.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Smash him in the temple with a claw hammer?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Something about being dragged across a stage by a tiger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It must have been the light, Siegfried.
Or my impaired eyesight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah, James Dean Bradfield
is a lot fatter than he was when he was clean shaven.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Morning al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Morning DG
How are you today? Did you wife get home okay?

I didn't see her on saturday because she didn't bother turning up to lunch. I did a sadface.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah, although her train was late and she didn't get into Newcastle until 9:30.
Not much luck with trains this weekend as the same thing happened on the way down.

She didn't get to the curry on Saturday as she was helping Gonz get his tattoo and it took longer than anticipated.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I know.
But I was still left standing outside Aldgate East reading a book for twenty minutes until Clendrix and Wookie came and rescued me :(
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Boooo.
Clendrix is going to make some sort of arrangement for a pre-gig meet up in November.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Woo!
I may still be a bit shaky, and possibly suffering the after effects of two days of curry, but I WILL be there. There is a decent pub opposite the Roundhouse which is a good spot for a pre gig pint.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Sounds good.
I must away and be productive otherwise I'll never get that application filled in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I had a great time at the bash
you are all lovely people
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Bert was there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Erm...................................................... am I?
Were you the tall German?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Ha ha, I forgot about him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

So, was everyone the fat, sweaty virgins you expected them to be?
Or did they disappoint?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Some were far too old to be virgins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Tell that to The Luggage

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Surely not? It's rude to laugh.
All the people I spoke to were very nice, interesting and engaging.

And I say that sincerely, folks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Read your present yet?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Have started thanks.
It was a godsend yesterday. I should probably note down all the life lessons in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*warm glow of samaritanhood that no drug can provide*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Most people are normal really.
Considering how many different people shoved together in one room, I'm suprised I didn't hate more of them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

It's amazing
that considering how many bashes I've been to the only person I've met that I couldn't really get away with was Piston. Maybe I'm just too easy going for my own good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I thought Piston was alright if he wasn't trying to impress someone.
But he spent a lot of time trying to impress people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He spent the whole night trying to get off with someone who wasn't interested.
I always thought he came across as alright online.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

*cough* wormulus *cough*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Not really chatted to him apart from a brief hello last year.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

ha ha ha.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

So far, I've got on with everyone I've met at bashes
Whether they've got on with me, is quite a different matter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Befitting your reputation...
got on with fingered
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

At least then my reputation would be deserved...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

n ff
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Far more efficient than tangled
A masterclass.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*takes notes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Advanced strikethrough classes are available please gaz for details.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

+tit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Oh, I forgot Sexface.
It was priceless when he spectacularly failed to cop off with anyone at Tightly's stag bash.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Not that I've been to one for ages
and have only hazy memories of the second halves of those that I have, but i seem to remember not having much time for The Stig. Almost everyone else was lovely.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The Stig was, by all accounts
a collossal cunt who kept playing the race card. I believe he pissed a lot of people off that night, especially Lusty. Fittingly, the guy seems an absolute helmet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The quickest way to ruin Top Trumps.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Not great in Guess Who either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm glad it wasn't just me misjudging him then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Didn't he have a massive strop on here not long after then got himself banned?
I missed the fall out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Also, I think Edmund was at that bash briefly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not sure, Once I got myself settled at a table
I didn't move much and half the people there I didn't actually meet again after I'd said hello.

The other half saw me being unable to stand up to take pictures.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

nein

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Wasn't he that parachute bloke?
Not that I was there of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Hello
My job is shit and annoying and too hectic today. Mondays suck arse.

Goodbye.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

The bash was rubbish and full of dull people
I don't know why I bother going to these things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

So you can complain about it a couple of days later?
Hello Badger.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I do like complaining
HEY PA! It was only rubbish because you weren't there. Obviously.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Well, duh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ma was being classy and airing her bits in the street

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Oh God.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It was fine she was loudly proclaiming the fact she was northern so it was acceptable :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Oh well, that's alright then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You were very funny. I seem to remember.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You were very drunk. I seem to remember.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Possibly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I didn't think you went?
Or did you turn up late?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I rocked up about 10
Because I am rubbish like that. I was sad I missed you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Because you want to do a CHCB and meet a husband, as you'll never receive any attention from anyone normal?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Steady on
she's not looking to meet internet people. I have seen a distinct lack of photos of her in tranny clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Injury free lately
Well, that's doomed me.

I had a great time at the bash, only got tipsy. Danced a bit and chatted with Lusty's hot mates who bought me a drink and made me feel pretty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Burn on the hand, cat scratch
and what feels like a muscle pull in my back.

Alt: Didn't go because I'm a spaz
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Being a spaz never stopped anyone else.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

awwww you have to let me know when you are next in laaaaandan town

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Shall do
think drinks would be nice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

"Think drinks" sound good
Will they improve my cognitive abilities?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Well apart from the brain-leprosy I managed to fight through to attend not one but two bashs
I now have an ear-ache which kicked in at. 3AM and allowed me little sleep. I'm off to the docs in 2 hours, hoping for antibiotics and massive pain killers. Not a happy bunny.

Alt: it was all quite nice, and Monty Played Good Choonz.

*goes off to die quietly*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'll live
At least it kicked in after all the fun. Stupid ear.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Sucks to be you
*coughs again* *sniffles* uh-oh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That it does
Cold seems to be on the mend, so just the ar to sort now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

The ar?
You turning into a pirate?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Using my phone
While lying on the sofa, sorry for poor typing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Ear-ache is a bitch.
Good to meet you on Saturday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

What about me : (
I'm lovely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Pfft!
Don't over do it mate : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I can barely muster the energy to breathe in and out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You too mate.
Not sure wich of us was less composmentis TBH.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It was me AIOUFP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

OW!
My back is now reset and it fucking hurt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)