Although he is insufferable, and his work awful
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with us giving his stuff a bad review purely to slag him off. It's messing with a guy's attempt to make a living doing what he enjoys.

Even though I don't like him, I don't begrudge him that.

Or am I being a pussy?
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pussy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Also,
if I wanted to make a living and the people I was advertising to assured me that they found my advert really, really irritating, I wouldn't start berating them for being cunts, I would probably remove my advert and think about other ways of promoting my product.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah, I won't disagree with you there.
He is an arrogant cunt.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

If you post stuff here you open yourself up to abuse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah, abuse on here.
Following him around the internet, though?
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I think it is in the small print in the t&c on b3ta that other users can and will follow you around the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)

personally, I consider it bad form

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Hi Truthbert
There seems to be a new bert on here somewhere, so I'm going to call him New Bert so I don't get confused.
Anyway, Chompy seems pretty convinced that you are a girl now, so he may stalk you across the internet to find out your true identity.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I NO RITE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I should say
that I have been convinced for some time now that you are not bert, but I am still going to pretend that you are.

So Hi Bert Kwouk.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

The truth is not relevant here
Ironically.
The InBertweeners.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Best of all the Berts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I don't know who you are
and I don't care
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ouch.
And there was me thinking we had something special going on. We could have built a berter world together too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I don't think you're taking the internet seriously enough.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Should I be more outraged, do you think?

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I think it's fair to say he should be killed for posting on here without first getting written permission from all of us.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

needs moar outrage

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not talking to you
because every time I do you immediately go home.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

:(
I'm not due to go home for another six hours.

next time go to a decent bash and I'll stay longer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Ironically, I'm not due to go to work for the foreseeable future.
How mad is that???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's pretty mad
but I'm almost certain it is not in any way ironic.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Possibly not.
However, I am now filling in application form for a job, so my smugness may be short lived. Hopefully.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Here's hoping you barely get through your first croissant.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

You say the nicest things.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Is this the same application form that you left the internet two hours ago to fill in?
I too am working very hard today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'm multi-tasking.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Looking at the internet and wanking at the same time doesn't count

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Not even if you are at work?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Only if you're in an open plan office

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I've even had a cup of coffee at the same time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Thanks to Al's post down there, I read this as
Mool'i taskin'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

As well you should.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

There's at least ten thousand spoons worth of irony

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

The irony is
that I don't really understand how irony works. Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I agree

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There's a thread on /talk that's right up your street at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I don't know any fish

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)

:(((((

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I did the best that I could

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

People are only loosely following the pun rules anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

They are loose cannons over there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You are in the wrong plaice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I couldn't even mackereal pun

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

This is excellent when spoken out loud in a North East accent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I felt the same
until I read the full thread. I think he set himself up for it really. I wouldn't write a review myself, but I wouldn't hold it againts anyone that he was an obnoxious twat to if they wanted to.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)