I pick up my glasses on Friday.
I've never had to wear glasses before, I'm strangely excited by it. You'd think that having rapidly failing eyesight would be a bad experience.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

After 26 years of shit eyes I got mine lasered
Best thing EVAR! Still working brilliantly 10 years later
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

lasering FTW totally

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Maybe once the novelty of looking intelligent wears off.
Oh shit, I spoke to you. See you tomorrow, I guess.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Will we get pictures of you looking "intelligent" in your glasses?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Probably not, I'm not AA
buuuuurn
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

And we are all very thankful for that fact

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I think it would be annoying if your eyes shoot out lasers and you couldn't switch it off.
Everyone would know that I'm looking at their tits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)

The fact their breasts were on fire would probably mean you could sneak away whilst they were running around and screaming

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Oh no, I was thinking along the lines of lazer pointers in strength, that would be silly if you set fire to everything you look at...
... but strangley poetic, in the way that everything pretty that you look at would get distroyed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

They hide one's Unibrow as you get older.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You have all the frustration of leaving them in the bathroom
and then not being able to find your bed, not to mention opening the oven door and being unable to see, or coming in from a cold day and immediately walking into a table.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

But you look COOOOOOL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Glasses?
Perhaps we're not talking the same fashion accessory here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)