Everyone in the road is now fully aware of what a knob you are

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Still, he's the board rimmer, that's gotta be worth something

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

and his dad's WOLF from gladiators

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

And his mother is cat from red Dwarf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

The ironic thing is I was joking.
Me and the mate in question have a long running joke about how funny it is when a bloke says stuff like "I'd absolutely smash her" about a girl, when in reality he'd give her seven or so minutes of mild pleasure. Between the two of us we say similar things (sarcastically) when talking about sex because it's brilliant how deluded most men are when it comes to stuff like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

cool story bro

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It's not cool I was just explaining myself init.
Anyroad, it all worked out perfectly like I said. The annoying thing is she was attractive and nice, just fucking nuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Again, I'm pretty sure this isn't ironic.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh the irony

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)