Bloody Italy.
Third world country.

Where did that scouse lad get jailed? He was recently set free after 2 years in jail.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Somewhere East of Germany
ie: somewhere backward
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Bulgaria.
EDIT: I have edited this, as I'm a bit of a fuckwit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Bulgaria you know,
because you just googled it and changed your answer from turkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*holds hands up*
It's a fair cop, guv.

I thought Turkey because I knew it was in the few days after we won the Champions League. I shall commit Hara-kiri for this most pointless update.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

To be fair every time I've been to Italy it did seem a dodgy place with regards to people with mild authority trying to screw us over.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Italy vs England in 1997 wasn't fun.
The police had a field day. They were battering people over the heads as we were filing out of the stadium.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)